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bludgerfuck

In Quidditch: When one uses bludgers to 'fuck' up an opposing teams Quidditch move, pass, or the players themselves. Also contains a mild sexual reference.
1. We're going to bludger fuck them next match!
2. Damn.. Our sex last night was as rough as bludgerfucking
3. I'm in the infirmiry because a Gryffindor bludgerfucked me at the last match, I broke my bloody arm!
by Sauki November 13, 2005
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Blusterfuck

A grumpy old man who can't be bothered with anything, has all his life been in a bad mood, and generally, has a dark cloud over his head.
You, Mr. Smith, are an old blusterfuck! You have been in a bad mood for forty years, can't be bothered with anything, and you steal my happiness every time you darken my door.
by Fed up September 8, 2018
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blumberfucked

Getting really drunk to the point where vomiting and blackouts are expected.
Ryan: Yo, let's go get blumberfucked tonight!
by nova46 September 10, 2009
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blusterfuck

verb: to be fucked by wind and/or other elements.
I was just outside in that ridiculous rain and windstorm. I was totally just blusterfucked
by Charlezfalcon October 30, 2010
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blusterfuck

The act of being completely fucked over from all directions by the forces of nature, including but not limited to snow, wind, hail, meteors, or anything else that generally falls from the sky.
My car just got blown off the road by that blusterfuck of wind.
by Phenton Wandsnout January 26, 2014
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blubberfuck

Damn that bitch was fat, you da blubberfuck king!
by Tap3k January 21, 2003
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blubberfuck

(noun) take a woman over, say, 275 pounds, 45-55 DDD or bigger chest, a roll under her bellybutton like a fullsize loaf of French or Italian bread, rolls in her crotch like a 3rd (and 4th) set of labia, a pad of fat on her mons, huge buttocks, and you can't really get half-way into her in ANY position because of fat keepin' you away from her vagina so's you can bearly get your "head" into it
Denise, you is one BIG woman ! You is a blubbderfuck to beat all blubberfucks. You' sure yo' ain't already 'bout to give birth ?
by Jake January 12, 2004
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