bludgerfuck 

In Quidditch: When one uses bludgers to 'fuck' up an opposing teams Quidditch move, pass, or the players themselves. Also contains a mild sexual reference.

1. We're going to bludger fuck them next match!
2. Damn.. Our sex last night was as rough as bludgerfucking
3. I'm in the infirmiry because a Gryffindor bludgerfucked me at the last match, I broke my bloody arm!

bludgerfuck by Sauki November 13, 2005

Blusterfuck 

A grumpy old man who can't be bothered with anything, has all his life been in a bad mood, and generally, has a dark cloud over his head.

You, Mr. Smith, are an old blusterfuck! You have been in a bad mood for forty years, can't be bothered with anything, and you steal my happiness every time you darken my door.

Blusterfuck by Fed up September 8, 2018

blumberfucked

Getting really drunk to the point where vomiting and blackouts are expected.

Ryan: Yo, let's go get blumberfucked tonight!

blumberfucked by nova46 September 10, 2009

blusterfuck 

verb: to be fucked by wind and/or other elements.

I was just outside in that ridiculous rain and windstorm. I was totally just blusterfucked

blusterfuck by Charlezfalcon October 30, 2010

blusterfuck 

The act of being completely fucked over from all directions by the forces of nature, including but not limited to snow, wind, hail, meteors, or anything else that generally falls from the sky.

My car just got blown off the road by that blusterfuck of wind.

blusterfuck by Phenton Wandsnout January 26, 2014

blubberfuck 

To fuck a whale of a girl

Damn that bitch was fat, you da blubberfuck king!

blubberfuck by Tap3k January 21, 2003

blubberfuck 

(noun) take a woman over, say, 275 pounds, 45-55 DDD or bigger chest, a roll under her bellybutton like a fullsize loaf of French or Italian bread, rolls in her crotch like a 3rd (and 4th) set of labia, a pad of fat on her mons, huge buttocks, and you can't really get half-way into her in ANY position because of fat keepin' you away from her vagina so's you can bearly get your "head" into it

Denise, you is one BIG woman ! You is a blubbderfuck to beat all blubberfucks. You' sure yo' ain't already 'bout to give birth ?

blubberfuck by Jake January 12, 2004