bludgeritis 

a common condition where the sufferer tends to not want to do anything, bludge sport, school, tutoring, housework. they appear fine until asked how they are which the response usually its "really sore" or until they are asked to do something "owww my (sore part) hurts so much"

never has a specific time of happening but usually around exams, or when there's some work to be done or something that wants to be avoided

"Oh apparently my little brother is sick he was home from school all day with a really bad headache"
"really?"
"yeah, but i think he just has bludgeritis because he doesnt want to go to the doctors"

"can you help me wash up please"
"ohhhhh owwww i just got a HUGE headache"

bludgeritis by WRX22B1998 May 12, 2010

Burgeritis 

Inflammation to joints cause by eating too many hamburgers

Dude your knees hurt from too many burgers you must have burgeritis!

Burgeritis by Definition of evil February 28, 2018

bludgilitis 

A case when someone bludges off school or other responsibilities and quite often will use a medical excuse.

Meredith: I won't be at school tomorrow because I have a really bad case of conjunctivitis.
Jennifer: More like a serious case of bludgilitis...

bludgilitis by dust.dust.dust122 September 25, 2009

Blusheritis

When you are nervous about blushing and your face turns red.

I went to the ER because I was scared I had blusheritis.

Blusheritis by MedicalPractice4 May 25, 2026