bludgeritis

a common condition where the sufferer tends to not want to do anything, bludge sport, school, tutoring, housework. they appear fine until asked how they are which the response usually its "really sore" or until they are asked to do something "owww my (sore part) hurts so much"

never has a specific time of happening but usually around exams, or when there's some work to be done or something that wants to be avoided

"Oh apparently my little brother is sick he was home from school all day with a really bad headache"
"really?"
"yeah, but i think he just has bludgeritis because he doesnt want to go to the doctors"

"can you help me wash up please"
"ohhhhh owwww i just got a HUGE headache"

bludgeritis by WRX22B1998 May 12, 2010

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Burgeritis

Inflammation to joints cause by eating too many hamburgers

Dude your knees hurt from too many burgers you must have burgeritis!

Burgeritis by Definition of evil February 28, 2018

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bludgeritis • bludgilitis • Blusheritis • Burgeritis

bludgilitis

A case when someone bludges off school or other responsibilities and quite often will use a medical excuse.

Meredith: I won't be at school tomorrow because I have a really bad case of conjunctivitis.
Jennifer: More like a serious case of bludgilitis...

bludgilitis by dust.dust.dust122 September 25, 2009

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Blusheritis

When you are nervous about blushing and your face turns red.

I went to the ER because I was scared I had blusheritis.

Blusheritis by MedicalPractice4 May 25, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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