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tommy bumfinger 

the phrase given to when your finger goes through the toilet paper and presses the rusty sheriffs badge
man, i had a sloppy poop last night and whilst mopping up my fingers went through the wet paper....

...eww tommy bumfinger....now wash your hands
tommy bumfinger by silverfox73 November 27, 2009

bumdinger 

A moment of disappointment that occurs when you have a high expectation of accomplishment and experience a sudden let down.
What a bumdinger! I was supposed to get a promotion and now only have a 3 percent raise.
bumdinger by Greg Walden December 2, 2005

bumfinger 

The finger that is frequently used to pleasure the anus.
Oh no, i've sprained my bumfinger

John's bum finger looks brown. He must hae been using it.
bumfinger by olly April 13, 2004

bunchinner 

Breakfast, lunch and dinner - this word is used when speaking about only having one meal the entire day.
Yesterday I had a huge bunchinner; I was starving after banging my gf's best friend!
bunchinner by Tassidy June 6, 2011

buchbinder 

If someone has this last name then they r someone who is super nice and cute but when your best friend asks him out, he shuts it down on Instagram and then goes and dates someone else.
Girl 1: Hey, you know Colin Buchbinder? He shut me down on Instagram and then goes and dates Lela!!
Girl2: OMG!! He's so rude!!!!
buchbinder by MathewMorris14 March 23, 2017

bumfinger salsa

The culinary result of throwing a party, making a special salsa, then bums wander in off the street to dip fingers in said salsa, lick them clean, and submerge them again for an extra licking. More deplorable than double dipping, it is truly an unfortunate creation.
Stephanie: Frank, you're not eating that leftover salsa, are you? Bums were dipping their fingers in it!

Frank: You mean I ingested... bumfinger salsa? (vomits)
bumfinger salsa by mrbufo May 2, 2006
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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