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tommy bumfinger 

the phrase given to when your finger goes through the toilet paper and presses the rusty sheriffs badge
man, i had a sloppy poop last night and whilst mopping up my fingers went through the wet paper....

...eww tommy bumfinger....now wash your hands
tommy bumfinger by silverfox73 November 27, 2009

bumdinger 

A moment of disappointment that occurs when you have a high expectation of accomplishment and experience a sudden let down.
What a bumdinger! I was supposed to get a promotion and now only have a 3 percent raise.
bumdinger by Greg Walden December 2, 2005

bumfinger 

The finger that is frequently used to pleasure the anus.
Oh no, i've sprained my bumfinger

John's bum finger looks brown. He must hae been using it.
bumfinger by olly April 13, 2004

bunchinner 

Breakfast, lunch and dinner - this word is used when speaking about only having one meal the entire day.
Yesterday I had a huge bunchinner; I was starving after banging my gf's best friend!
bunchinner by Tassidy June 6, 2011

buchbinder 

If someone has this last name then they r someone who is super nice and cute but when your best friend asks him out, he shuts it down on Instagram and then goes and dates someone else.
Girl 1: Hey, you know Colin Buchbinder? He shut me down on Instagram and then goes and dates Lela!!
Girl2: OMG!! He's so rude!!!!
buchbinder by MathewMorris14 March 23, 2017

bumfinger salsa

The culinary result of throwing a party, making a special salsa, then bums wander in off the street to dip fingers in said salsa, lick them clean, and submerge them again for an extra licking. More deplorable than double dipping, it is truly an unfortunate creation.
Stephanie: Frank, you're not eating that leftover salsa, are you? Bums were dipping their fingers in it!

Frank: You mean I ingested... bumfinger salsa? (vomits)
bumfinger salsa by mrbufo May 2, 2006