bumfinger

The finger that is frequently used to pleasure the anus.

Oh no, i've sprained my bumfinger

John's bum finger looks brown. He must hae been using it.

by olly April 13, 2004

Bumfinger

The reclassification of a human finger/owner of the finger following a skin graft taken from the buttocks of the individual in question. Usually but not exclusively as the result of an accident. To be uttered to the tune of "Goldfinger".

A: "Oh no, he cut off the tip of his finger, he might have to have a skin graft"

B: "Don't they usually take the skin from your arse?"

A: "what and have a bumfinger? ...

B: "BUUUUMFINGGEEEER"

by Dr. Stofadopalous May 3, 2011

bumfinger salsa

The culinary result of throwing a party, making a special salsa, then bums wander in off the street to dip fingers in said salsa, lick them clean, and submerge them again for an extra licking. More deplorable than double dipping, it is truly an unfortunate creation.

Stephanie: Frank, you're not eating that leftover salsa, are you? Bums were dipping their fingers in it!

Frank: You mean I ingested... bumfinger salsa? (vomits)

by mrbufo May 2, 2006

tommy bumfinger

the phrase given to when your finger goes through the toilet paper and presses the rusty sheriffs badge

man, i had a sloppy poop last night and whilst mopping up my fingers went through the wet paper....

...eww tommy bumfinger....now wash your hands

by silverfox73 November 27, 2009

bofinger

A very astute man who knows his livejasmin whores and enjoys energy drinks.

Man, look at bofinger opening those livejasmin links! He's like a rat taking cheese.

by BanZ___ April 13, 2009

bumdigger

The act of digging in ones anus in search of goodies.

Joe is such a bumdigger, I wonder what he's looking for.

by RGMichael April 18, 2011

Buttfingers

someone who scratches their ass and then their fingers smell like shit

my husband has buttfingers after he scratches his ass

by yourcrazy April 25, 2006