by olly April 13, 2004
The reclassification of a human finger/owner of the finger following a skin graft taken from the buttocks of the individual in question. Usually but not exclusively as the result of an accident. To be uttered to the tune of "Goldfinger".
A: "Oh no, he cut off the tip of his finger, he might have to have a skin graft"
B: "Don't they usually take the skin from your arse?"
A: "what and have a bumfinger? ...
B: "BUUUUMFINGGEEEER"
B: "Don't they usually take the skin from your arse?"
A: "what and have a bumfinger? ...
B: "BUUUUMFINGGEEEER"
by Dr. Stofadopalous April 14, 2011
the phrase given to when your finger goes through the toilet paper and presses the rusty sheriffs badge
man, i had a sloppy poop last night and whilst mopping up my fingers went through the wet paper....
...eww tommy bumfinger....now wash your hands
...eww tommy bumfinger....now wash your hands
by silverfox73 November 27, 2009
The culinary result of throwing a party, making a special salsa, then bums wander in off the street to dip fingers in said salsa, lick them clean, and submerge them again for an extra licking. More deplorable than double dipping, it is truly an unfortunate creation.
Stephanie: Frank, you're not eating that leftover salsa, are you? Bums were dipping their fingers in it!
Frank: You mean I ingested... bumfinger salsa? (vomits)
Frank: You mean I ingested... bumfinger salsa? (vomits)
by mrbufo April 20, 2006