bumfinger

The finger that is frequently used to pleasure the anus.
Oh no, i've sprained my bumfinger

John's bum finger looks brown. He must hae been using it.
by olly April 13, 2004
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wallpapering the kitchen

vb. coll. slang for masturbation, often aided by William Hague speech CDs.
I'm off to read for a bit and then i might wallpaper the kitchen.
by Olly February 27, 2004
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sneaks

comes from sneakers so it means shoes
yo ma sneaks aint clean
by olly June 02, 2004
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leathered

Very drunk, completely intoxicated.
I was leathered last night.
by Olly August 30, 2003
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scoff

by Olly August 30, 2003
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cresent fresh

It's an adjective describing something really-really cool.
hey, look at those cresent fresh skulls in my salad.
by Olly June 26, 2003
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wounded

To have bad luck, to be upset.
Jason was wounded to find out that his girlfriend had dumped him.
by Olly August 30, 2003
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