Btaer 

Someone who is a homicidal racoon.

Oh look over, there those three girls are btaers!

Btaer by A Girl 123 August 22, 2021

baerbocken

Failing in articulating meaningful words and sentences. Made famous by the german chairmannin of the green party.

Hes so drunk he will start with baerbocken!

baerbocken by else321 February 25, 2021

btard 

People who are found in the /b/ section of 4chan.org. They are commonly refered to as /b/tards (with the slashes).

Some btard just posted CP and everyone is going NUTS.

btard by super man morgan October 20, 2006

Btari 

Btari is a kind girl that has a weird sense of humor, she likes to talk about dying and transit land, whatever that means... She likes to hang out while she terrorizes the swings most of the time, without her best friends she is a lonely sack of potatoes.

she is really lonely without her friends and she is terrorizing the swings so she must be a btari

Btari by phaaaaaaaaannnnnnntttttttoooom August 19, 2019

baera 

the alter ego of a beautiful girl who is loved by all

guy #1- woah that girl has the alter ego baera

guy #2- what does that mean
guy #1- it means we love her and she is beautiful

baera by ilikedogsmynameis May 18, 2020

bater hater

A person who despises the act of masturbation. Generally, said person is religious, but that isn't always the case.

When dealing with a religious bater hater, it is best to avoid the issue of masturbation at all costs. Failure to avoid the issue will result in a pissing contest between you and the person and possibly a lengthy discussion on the finer points of religion, which is probably something you don't want to hear.

When dealing with a non-religious bater hater, it is common practice to try to convert them to the dark side, better known as bation nation. If they are unwilling to convert, it is usually best to write them off as a lost cause. If failure isn't an option, you could try to convert the person by continuously reminding them about what they are missing out on, or if you are so inclined, you could offer them a hand job. However, it is often best to cease and desist your attempted transformation and instead use that time to concentrate on refining your art. And by art, I don’t mean finger painting, although you can use your hand....

For those of you that are religious and practice masturbation, I would just like to say that you are a credit to your creed. It is so refreshing to know that a religious person can actually be open-minded about something, especially something that is commonly forbidden in most religions. Keep on trucking and all that jazz.

Altar Boy: Father, is it okay for me to...you know...touch myself?

Priest: What do you mean my son?

Altar Boy: Well, I think I have committed a sin father...I masturbated today during church.

Priest: That is blasphemy! Jesus died for you and this is how you repay him?

Altar Boy: *whispers* God damn that Jesus...he is such a bater hater.

Priest: I heard that! Now come over here and allow me to fulfill my sexual desires.

Altar Boy: Oh, I see how it is. So it is perfectly acceptable to molest young boys, but when it comes to masturbation, it is a sin?

Priest: Yes, my son. Isn't religion grand?

Altar Boy: Screw this, I am out of here! Don't bater hate me, bater hate somebody else. *runs off*

Priest: Come back here my son! Rats, I lost another one to bation nation! You will not evade me Altar Boy_01!

bater hater by IAMSODOT June 22, 2004

bater's block 

like writer's block, except a condition where a person is unable to procure an appropriate fantasy while masturbating.

Winston's been in the shower for about half an hour now, he must have a case of bater's block.

Sorry about taking so long in the bathroom, I had some bad bater's block. It was probably because of that Golden Girls marathon I just watched

bater's block by Nicklovin March 8, 2009