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Ken: Party at Fender's!
Chris: I second that motion.
Fender: Nope. /cry
Joe: Fender is a tool.
Pienta: I third that motion and move to strike Fender.
Allen: I breathe like Darth Vader.

Fender: Where did Ken go?
Ken: HERE I AM.
Pienta: ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE.
Chris: PARTY AT FENDER'S
Joe: I'll bring the pot and we'll get high and watch chalkzone.
Allen: I'm goofy. *breathes like Darth Vader*
by IAMSODOT May 07, 2005
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Ken: Party at Fender's!
Chris: I second that motion.
Fender: Nope. /cry
Joe: Fender is a tool.
Pienta: I third that motion and move to strike Fender.
Allen: I breathe like Darth Vader.

Fender: Where did Ken go?
Ken: HERE I AM.
Pienta: ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE.
Chris: PARTY AT FENDER'S
Joe: I'll bring the pot and we'll get high and watch chalkzone.
Allen: I'm goofy. *breathes like Darth Vader*
by IAMSODOT May 04, 2005
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Pimp Daddy Pienta.

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Mike Pienta's nickname is PDP, but Ken suspects that it is just a clever name.
by IAMSODOT March 18, 2004
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A person who despises the act of masturbation. Generally, said person is religious, but that isn't always the case.

When dealing with a religious bater hater, it is best to avoid the issue of masturbation at all costs. Failure to avoid the issue will result in a pissing contest between you and the person and possibly a lengthy discussion on the finer points of religion, which is probably something you don't want to hear.

When dealing with a non-religious bater hater, it is common practice to try to convert them to the dark side, better known as bation nation. If they are unwilling to convert, it is usually best to write them off as a lost cause. If failure isn't an option, you could try to convert the person by continuously reminding them about what they are missing out on, or if you are so inclined, you could offer them a hand job. However, it is often best to cease and desist your attempted transformation and instead use that time to concentrate on refining your art. And by art, I don’t mean finger painting, although you can use your hand....

For those of you that are religious and practice masturbation, I would just like to say that you are a credit to your creed. It is so refreshing to know that a religious person can actually be open-minded about something, especially something that is commonly forbidden in most religions. Keep on trucking and all that jazz.
Altar Boy: Father, is it okay for me to...you know...touch myself?

Priest: What do you mean my son?

Altar Boy: Well, I think I have committed a sin father...I masturbated today during church.

Priest: That is blasphemy! Jesus died for you and this is how you repay him?

Altar Boy: *whispers* God damn that Jesus...he is such a bater hater.

Priest: I heard that! Now come over here and allow me to fulfill my sexual desires.

Altar Boy: Oh, I see how it is. So it is perfectly acceptable to molest young boys, but when it comes to masturbation, it is a sin?

Priest: Yes, my son. Isn't religion grand?

Altar Boy: Screw this, I am out of here! Don't bater hate me, bater hate somebody else. *runs off*

Priest: Come back here my son! Rats, I lost another one to bation nation! You will not evade me Altar Boy_01!
by IAMSODOT June 22, 2004
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Goldeen is a water-type Pokemon.

She is a colorful fish, with her most predominant colors being orange and white. She has a horn on her head, which she commonly uses for her horn attack.

Goldeen is also known as "The Water Queen."
Goldeen, I choose you!
by IAMSODOT March 10, 2004
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A religion for bowlers.

The God of this religion is known as Kirby. Kirby, our heavenly Father, is a superb bowler, but occasionally drinks too much beer.

The principal hymn of Kirbyism:
May my balls be accurate and my strikes be many.

See Kirby

Also see alcoholism
Bowler 1: Fuck Christianity, Jesus can't help me with my 7-10 splits.

Bowler 2: You should join Kirbyism, I did yesterday and have been bowling great ever since.

Bowler 1: Hooray for Kirbyism! I'm in.

Kirby: And so it was written....
by IAMSODOT February 22, 2005
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Roseville is a nice name for the city, but The Ville is so much cooler.
by IAMSODOT May 12, 2004
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