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Homicidal Irony 

Homicidal Irony is when someone threatens someone else's life with such an outlandish threat, that it deminishes the threat into something laughable.
Person A: I'm going to rip your spinal cord out and use it like a belt
Person B: haha that was some nice homicidal irony.
Person A: I'm not fucking kidding. Like I'm actually going to rip your head off and feed it to my dog.
Person B: Good one man
Homicidal Irony by lunk_ March 10, 2020

homicidal liu 

He is the brother of the very famous creepypasta Jeff the killer. He has a split personality called Sully.
Person 1: I’m the first one to write about Homicidal Liu
Person 2: no way, hoze

homicidal maniac 

Someone obsessed with homicide (suicide or murder etc)
That girl only reads books in which people die,she's such a homicidal maniac
homicidal maniac by El2001 November 23, 2013

Homicidal Liu 

Jeff the killers WAYYY better looking brother but has an alternate personality.
-often forgotten about
-is the better looking sibling cuz reasons
-alter ego is kinda creepy but cool
-will murder you and everyone you love if you say that u don't like dogs
-plz protect him from nina
-Jeff is jealous of him
Jeff: who are you texting
Me: I'm texting Homicidal Liu, he's the coolest person ever
Jeff: Wtf-
Me: I know... I sound like a robot

homicidal arousal 

An occurance when a human being is sexually aroused by the thought and action of taking another human being's life.
(see phsycotic)
(opinion)- Homicidal arousal is the the only unnexcusable form of sexual pleasure. Most likely branching from serious, SERIOUS phsychotic issues and lack of positive human interaction. In blunter terms, these fuckers are cracked!!!
homicidal arousal by Supermanchild January 2, 2004

Homicidal Mania 

A proposed mental illness where someone wants to commit murder.
Yesterday, I was diagnosed with Homicidal Mania.
Homicidal Mania by CybermanFord August 4, 2017
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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