by Joe Bloggs August 27, 2003
A cute fuzzy creature often found ambling or scampering in the forest. Found primarily in dens and known to possess the 'pinkish hue'. Not the best of company when hungry. Prone to 'cabin fever' and should be walked immediately if this is the case. Fond of 'lerens' suffix.
by David Attenborough October 12, 2003
A big greasy german guy, who loves drinking beer and sleeping in until 1 or 2 in the afternoon. Often is a big moocher and bums cigarettes from all of his friends and barges in others rooms to smoke his ciggs. and leave his lingering presence!
by Godfather55 February 7, 2008
Dude, when I started eating out Jessica, I saw that she was a total Baer
Yeah man, I could've guessed that by her bear resemblence
Yeah man, I could've guessed that by her bear resemblence
by Zach Siegel November 17, 2008
Baer, more commonly known as the durrie king, is rarely seen outside his natural habitat of Hampton. Prone to fits of drinking and late night wandering of street walking, Baer can be an unpredictable character.
by Big Trav December 20, 2003
Preston is a male organism known to many as a "undeveloped fetus of a goblin shark." much pee is stored in his balls waiting to be exported in the nearest carrier for lavatory to divert his urine into. Although sophisticated, he has has many sexual meet and greets with various women ranging from ages 90-100
a Preston Baer could be defined by saying, " oh hey did you see preston eat a goblin shark?",
"indeed i did." "He also made out with the queen of peenland"
OR
as a "General, We are currently sending the pee in the balls to the nearest toilet approximately 30 feet away, we have a 90% chance of making it till he drops the cargo" "bravo six, we are currently heading toward the toilet at a 90 degree angle preparing for aim" "READY SOLDIERS, AIM, FIRE" *pee splashes on multiple parts of floor and toilet* " sir we are going in for the toilet paper"
"indeed i did." "He also made out with the queen of peenland"
OR
as a "General, We are currently sending the pee in the balls to the nearest toilet approximately 30 feet away, we have a 90% chance of making it till he drops the cargo" "bravo six, we are currently heading toward the toilet at a 90 degree angle preparing for aim" "READY SOLDIERS, AIM, FIRE" *pee splashes on multiple parts of floor and toilet* " sir we are going in for the toilet paper"
by Peenston November 11, 2019
A brilliant inventer who came up with the first proto-type home video game system, titled "The Brown Box", later remodeled and mass produced in 1973 as the "Magnavox Odyssey". Ralph Baer is widely considered by some as "The father of video games" even though pioneers like Nolan Bushnell and Steve Wozniak pioneered some of the earliest coin-op games; some of which existed before the Brown Box.
by T.Ractorhead November 25, 2006