Bruisey

(Adj.) used on west coast as an alternative to interesting

"Gnarly dude! That's totally Bruisey."

"I'm bruisen for a cruisin

by Brotally Bruisey February 13, 2017

Booze Bruise

The bruises you will inevitably get after drinking. Usually you don't remember where they came from the next morning.

"Did you see the size of the booze bruise on her leg?"
"Yeah, it looked like she fell down the stairs!"

by jayhey7 April 15, 2014

Bruised Turd

Another name for BreadTube, that highlights the right-wing undercurrents of the community, by comparing the colours of a blue-brown alliance of liberals/Democrats (blue) and the far-right (brown) to that of a bruised turd.

"Man, breadtube is a perfect blend of leftist aesthetics and right-wing opportunist chauvinism."
"A true blue-brown alliance."
"More like Bruised Turd!"

by conquest of turds August 23, 2021

bruisely

Not quite as good at fighting as Bruce Lee but pretty darn close.

Jackie Chan is very bruisely.

by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017

bruiserweight

Pete Motherfucking Dunne

And his opponent, weighing 205 pounds, he is the NXT United Kingdom Champion, The Bruiserweight, Pete Dunne

by TideSplitter February 21, 2021

bruised throat

When a dick hits your throat so hard that you get a bruise.

Man I have such a fucking bruised throat after being face fucked last night.

by Fuzzy Sluzzy September 21, 2017

bruised plum

when a tit and or boob aqcuires so many hickies that the entire area covered said body party is an entire bruise.

John gave Hayley a bruised plum and she tried to hide it from her peers at lunch.

by Lee Mo April 6, 2008