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Bruised
You bruised, bro?
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Bruised Turd
Another name for BreadTube, that highlights the right-wing undercurrents of the community, by comparing the colours of a blue-brown alliance of liberals/Democrats (blue) and the far-right (brown) to that of a bruised turd.
"Man, breadtube is a perfect blend of leftist aesthetics and right-wing opportunist chauvinism."
"A true blue-brown alliance."
"More like Bruised Turd!"
"A true blue-brown alliance."
"More like Bruised Turd!"
Bruised Turd by conquest of turds August 23, 2021
bruised throat
bruised throat by Fuzzy Sluzzy September 21, 2017
bruised plum
when a tit and or boob aqcuires so many hickies that the entire area covered said body party is an entire bruise.
bruised plum by Lee Mo April 6, 2008
Bruised the porcelin
When multiple flushes will not remove everything on the inside of a toilet after taking a dump. This can be particularily embarrassing at a house party where there's a single bathroom that everyone is using.
Dude, I couldn't help myself...I had to go. Unfortunately I bruised the porcelin and had to use some toilet paper to finish the job the toilet couldn't.
Bruised the porcelin by jimbobf June 29, 2011
Bruised Banana
Asain who trys to act black by wearing baggy clothes, listening to rap, and memorizing words to rap songs to seem gangster they also google search "Black People" on their 20,000 dollar laptop
Bruised Banana by 12 June 18, 2005
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