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Befouled Bonathan

The act of kidnapping and typing up your college roommate in your dorm and pretending they did not return for this semester. Then the captor will torture their roommate through repeatedly zoning out in front of them, going out for late night walks, eating large meals while the prisoner starves, and the occasional blowjob.
Aidan: “Nah, Bonathan isn’t coming back this semester?”
(Later)
Kirk: “Guys I think Aidan’s pulling a Befouled Bonathan again.”

bronathan 

When your friend Shaunathan is looking particularly bro-like today, and you switch his name for the above.
Shaunathan: Bro, sup bro, what's bro'in with you, bro?
Bro: Bronathan you're what's bro'in right about now.
bronathan by Ninjareacjd September 13, 2019

Bonathan 

Bonathan a word used to refer to a man named Mr.Miller (AKA Brad's evil twin lookalike)
Hey Declan, look its Bonathan on the morning show again.
Bonathan by poopoopapa April 2, 2020
a family of odd boys who are secertly gay, comes from racist racist florida, tries really hard to be cool. Would do anything for attention or people to like them.Often blows other members of the family
damn you did a line a coke cause you thought it make you cool what a brosnahan thing to do

you sucked nine dicks! your such a brosnahan
brosnahan by brosnahater March 2, 2009

Bonathan 

A ship name between twelve year old Jonathan, and eleven year old Bonnie from The Troupe.
Girl: Omg! Is that Jonathan and Bonnie?!
Boy: Yes! Bonathan is the best ship!
Bonathan by joelships September 13, 2017

brownataa 

a male who likes to be sexually active with a member of the same gender
" oh my god look at those two brownataas doing it in the ally way!"
brownataa by rasoool March 26, 2003