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Befouled Bonathan

The act of kidnapping and typing up your college roommate in your dorm and pretending they did not return for this semester. Then the captor will torture their roommate through repeatedly zoning out in front of them, going out for late night walks, eating large meals while the prisoner starves, and the occasional blowjob.
Aidan: “Nah, Bonathan isn’t coming back this semester?”
(Later)
Kirk: “Guys I think Aidan’s pulling a Befouled Bonathan again.”

bonathon 

An event in which boning takes place on a very large scale, this includes homo or heterosexual relations, but usually homo.
Thom, Jarrett, and I all took part in a huge bonathon last night.
bonathon by Mercedes Benz January 2, 2007

Bobathan 

Bobathan is a Shmoysht name which is the long version of Bob.
Have you met Bobathan? He's a cool dood.
Bobathan by TAKM May 14, 2019

Bonathan 

Bonathan a word used to refer to a man named Mr.Miller (AKA Brad's evil twin lookalike)
Hey Declan, look its Bonathan on the morning show again.
Bonathan by poopoopapa April 2, 2020
When the colony of Broanoke disappeared, the word "Broatoan" (a possible misspelling of Broatan) was found carved into a nearby tree, hinting at the settlers' possible assimilation into this exclusive tribe of bros.
Broatan by thezirk May 4, 2011

Bonathon 

A group expedition on bikes up to the Cime de la Bonette in Southern France.
Note: Not involving sex in any shape or form, I want to make that quite clear.
Big Al: Guys are you going to come on the Bonathon at the end of the month?

Tiny Tim: You bet your ass!
Fred: I'm in.
Kim: I'll be there
Profession-Al: Try and stop me.
Hulkster: Affirmative
Bonathon by zzwill September 8, 2011