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Befouled Bonathan

The act of kidnapping and typing up your college roommate in your dorm and pretending they did not return for this semester. Then the captor will torture their roommate through repeatedly zoning out in front of them, going out for late night walks, eating large meals while the prisoner starves, and the occasional blowjob.
Aidan: “Nah, Bonathan isn’t coming back this semester?”
(Later)
Kirk: “Guys I think Aidan’s pulling a Befouled Bonathan again.”
Befouled Bonathan by LargeDavid April 9, 2021

bonathon 

An event in which boning takes place on a very large scale, this includes homo or heterosexual relations, but usually homo.
Thom, Jarrett, and I all took part in a huge bonathon last night.
bonathon by Mercedes Benz January 2, 2007

Bobathan 

Bobathan is a Shmoysht name which is the long version of Bob.
Have you met Bobathan? He's a cool dood.
Bobathan by TAKM May 14, 2019

Bonathan 

Bonathan a word used to refer to a man named Mr.Miller (AKA Brad's evil twin lookalike)
Hey Declan, look its Bonathan on the morning show again.
Bonathan by poopoopapa April 2, 2020
When the colony of Broanoke disappeared, the word "Broatoan" (a possible misspelling of Broatan) was found carved into a nearby tree, hinting at the settlers' possible assimilation into this exclusive tribe of bros.
Broatan by thezirk May 4, 2011

Bonathon 

A group expedition on bikes up to the Cime de la Bonette in Southern France.
Note: Not involving sex in any shape or form, I want to make that quite clear.
Big Al: Guys are you going to come on the Bonathon at the end of the month?

Tiny Tim: You bet your ass!
Fred: I'm in.
Kim: I'll be there
Profession-Al: Try and stop me.
Hulkster: Affirmative
Bonathon by zzwill September 8, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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