BrownBagged
Putting a bag over a woments head, then cutting a hole where the mouth is and getting head. This is usually done because the women is ugly.
BrownBagged by ExPliCiTx360x January 13, 2011
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Brownbacked
When a public official or his handlers demand, either directly or through third parties, that an average citizen apologize or beg forgiveness for having have hurt the official's feelings, and the everage citizen's defiance goes viral and forces the official in question into a humiliating climbdown in which the official winds up apologizing to the citizen instead.
After the mayor demanded an apology from a high school student for an allegedly disrespectul tweet, he got well and truly brownbacked by his angry constituents and had to say "I'm sorry."
Brownbacked by Paldan of the Desert November 28, 2011
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brownbagger
its called a brownbagger... cuz shes one of those girls that ud fuck if they had a brown bag over there head
brownbagger by THE BIG BLACK COCK June 10, 2003
double brownbagger
n. see brownbagger. A female who is so unattractive that you require not just one brown bag on her head while having sex, but one on your own in case hers falls off.
Fred: Hey Billy, here's a picture of my new wife Jen, isn't she great?
Bill: Damn.....double brownbagger.
Bill: Damn.....double brownbagger.
double brownbagger by D-Glove February 24, 2004
Brown Bagged
To be wasted beyond belief where you are in need of a hospital but your friends are too drunk to drive you there. The chances are in the morning you will have the hangovers of hangovers.
"Last night we were so brown bagged that Abel cut kevins finger while trying to duct tape adam to the wall like jesus"
Brown Bagged by BrownBagged March 14, 2010
Brownballed
Any denial of toilet services when a bowel movement is eminent.
This can occur for any of the following reasons:
1. Bathroom stall is already occupied
2. Adjacent stall is occupied (only applies to shy B.M'rs)
3. Toilet is dirty
4. Bathroom being cleaned
5. Toilet paper empty
Brownballing CAN occur mid-session. For instance, if you're mid-way through a loaf, and someone walks into the adjacent stall and forces you to halt operations...you got Brownballed.
Note: this does not apply to SELF denial of toilet services (ie. constapation, phone calls, etc.)
This can occur for any of the following reasons:
1. Bathroom stall is already occupied
2. Adjacent stall is occupied (only applies to shy B.M'rs)
3. Toilet is dirty
4. Bathroom being cleaned
5. Toilet paper empty
Brownballing CAN occur mid-session. For instance, if you're mid-way through a loaf, and someone walks into the adjacent stall and forces you to halt operations...you got Brownballed.
Note: this does not apply to SELF denial of toilet services (ie. constapation, phone calls, etc.)
"I totally had to take a dump, but when I went into the bathroom, some jackass was already in the stall! I had to leave! Totally got Brownballed!"
Brownballed by comdygas May 2, 2006
Brownbagger
adj. 1) A person whose face must be coverd by a brown paper bag in order to enter any form of relationship with them; 2) An unattractive partner.
"As I'm single right now, I just don't see myself dating a brownbagger any time soon."
"Dude, you are dating such a brownbagger."
"Damn, that Chick's a Stunner, check out that Body!"
"Maybe you should turn her around, check out that face."
"Oh Sh%t, She is such a Brownbagger!"
"Dude, you are dating such a brownbagger."
"Damn, that Chick's a Stunner, check out that Body!"
"Maybe you should turn her around, check out that face."
"Oh Sh%t, She is such a Brownbagger!"
Brownbagger by TNT&MnMs March 5, 2010
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