Brownballed

Any denial of toilet services when a bowel movement is eminent.

This can occur for any of the following reasons:
1. Bathroom stall is already occupied
2. Adjacent stall is occupied (only applies to shy B.M'rs)
3. Toilet is dirty
4. Bathroom being cleaned
5. Toilet paper empty

Brownballing CAN occur mid-session. For instance, if you're mid-way through a loaf, and someone walks into the adjacent stall and forces you to halt operations...you got Brownballed.

Note: this does not apply to SELF denial of toilet services (ie. constapation, phone calls, etc.)

"I totally had to take a dump, but when I went into the bathroom, some jackass was already in the stall! I had to leave! Totally got Brownballed!"

by comdygas May 2, 2006

Brownbacked

When a public official or his handlers demand, either directly or through third parties, that an average citizen apologize or beg forgiveness for having have hurt the official's feelings, and the everage citizen's defiance goes viral and forces the official in question into a humiliating climbdown in which the official winds up apologizing to the citizen instead.

After the mayor demanded an apology from a high school student for an allegedly disrespectul tweet, he got well and truly brownbacked by his angry constituents and had to say "I'm sorry."

by Paldan of the Desert November 28, 2011

Alaskan Brownball

While in the midst of a snowball fight, one hides behind their snowfort, defecates, rolls the fecal matter into a ball, and throws it into the opponents face(s).

Johnny got hit in the face by an Alaskan brownball, and all the children laughed at him.

by Anonymous2135i020512 April 24, 2009

brownball

To walk into a bathroom and intentionally hang around to keep a shy person from shitting.

I can't go if someone else will hear it, I get totally brownballed.

by iFester May 31, 2005

Brown-Balled

Ass fucked. Literally or figuratively.

Peter brown-balled me good last night. I’m still gaping.

The cops took my weed. I’m brown-balled tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2018

brownball

When a man takes a shit and wipes forward (instead of backwards) and gets shit on his balls.

Something smells..FUCK! I think I have brownball...

by Yo Momma Sucks January 12, 2008

BrownBagged

Putting a bag over a woments head, then cutting a hole where the mouth is and getting head. This is usually done because the women is ugly.

Hey see that ugly girl I brownbagged her last night.
I couln't see her face at all.

by ExPliCiTx360x January 13, 2011