Broshal

A "Bro" who thinks that everyone else should be a "Bro" as well. "Should All = Shall"

Bro: Dude wouldn't the world be great if it was just a giant Broshal

by Kohbra November 28, 2009

Brostalgia

A wistful or excessively sentimental yearning for return to a past period with your bro or bros.

Dude: Yo, let's steal the napkin-holder from this bar.
Widowed-Bro: . . . nah (disappointedly turns away)
Dude: You alright man?
Widowed-Bro: . . . (Thinking about a time he and his bros took a road trip to New Mexico and stole a horse-cop's horse and used it to commandeer an oxen and 12 hundred dollars worth of cattle)
Dude: Dude!
Widowed-Bro: Sorry . . . just thinking about this thing me and my bros once stole
Dude: You need to stop being so brostalgic and live in reality.
Widowed-Bro: I can't help my brostalgia. I loved Ted "T-Killa" Jones. He was my main bro . . . Goddamn it! I told him not to play 13 consecutive games of Flip Cup with Everclear grain alcohol. (A single brostalgic tear rolls down his cheek)

by The Sebastian November 21, 2009

brosual

This is when your plans for the evening include you and your bros going out and doing the same thing you always do.

bros +usual

Bro: What we doin 2nite?
Bro: Blow & Hoes
Bro: So, the brosual..
Bro: Werd

by Seatthell July 28, 2011

Broshank

The act of letting down a bro.

Wow, Alec totally broshanked us last night.

by OMFGitsJESUS January 26, 2011

broshelpingbros

Ex-boyfriends hooking up and saying it's just bros helping bros.

"This is just broshelpingbros." - Blaine Anderson

"I love it when you talk fratty." -Kurt Hummel

by Pancakebird1 July 16, 2021

Brothalyzer

A device that tells you how much broth you've drunk

"I think I had too much soup. Give me a brothalyzer test!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 29, 2018

brostalk

Like sisstalk. When you go online to find information in profiles, etc. about what's going on in your brother's life because it's easier than picking up the phone and calling him.

Jane: My brother bought a new car.
Jenn: You called him?
Jane: No, he never answers his phone. I just brostalked him.

by lbeeee June 1, 2009