Punk: Look at that bunch of gapers riding their gaping sticks.
Fucktard: Ya.
person: I need some new gaping sticks
anonymous: No you need to stfu.
Fucktard: Ya.
person: I need some new gaping sticks
anonymous: No you need to stfu.
by Seatthell January 27, 2007
Round my way, it means you keep putting off masterbating, ie you keep procrastinating on your masterbating.
Guy: Ya I was gonna free willy and do my best automatic sprinkler impression but then I got distract... ooh look! a nickel! (..and thus another successful procrasterbate)
by Seatthell July 28, 2011
Dude: did you see what that autistic person just did!!
Other dude: Definitely have to go to K Mart for underwear.
Dude: that was autastic I tell ya! How much would you pay to see someone do that again?
Other dude: 'bout a hundred dollars. Ya, definitely a hundred dollars.
Other dude: Definitely have to go to K Mart for underwear.
Dude: that was autastic I tell ya! How much would you pay to see someone do that again?
Other dude: 'bout a hundred dollars. Ya, definitely a hundred dollars.
by Seatthell May 03, 2008
what you be pullin on the daily
by Seatthell July 28, 2011
The scratchy, super low quality grey wool blankets that are passed out to the homeless at shelters and food banks. Some of them look like they've been puked on because of these random colored threads woven throughout the blanket. These ones can also be called barf blankets.
My homie Les, who just recently got housing, used bum blankets as decoration on the walls of his new tiny home. Others who are less fortunate than my homie Les have been known to repurpose bum blankets as a urinal or toilet when appropriate.
by Seatthell November 24, 2024
aka, poop. Can be of any size, shape or form as long as it's not loose or soupy like diarrhea, cha cha cha, diarrhea.
aka, a Boston Red Sox fan
aka, a Boston Red Sox fan
by Seatthell February 14, 2006
a skier. Skiers are called gapers because of the gaping hole between their legs and skis. Also known to do the gaper tuck. Has nothing to do with their hats and goggles and is only correct when used to describe skiers not snowboarders.
Distressed skier: Hey, you almost ran me over! (...after almost being ran over...)
Punk snowboarder: Fuck you, gaper! (...rides off...) Eat shit! (...runs into a barney and breaks his collarbone...)
Punk snowboarder: Fuck you, gaper! (...rides off...) Eat shit! (...runs into a barney and breaks his collarbone...)
by Seatthell January 27, 2007