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breathalyzer

Breathalyzer is a device used to detect the breath alcohol concentration in people. They are used by law enforcement, clinics, workplaces, and individual consumers. You can find them at http://www.alcometers.com
I was pulled over and the police officer administered a breathalyzer on me.
breathalyzer by breathalyzer man February 6, 2009

Breathalyzer

Satan in electronic form. If you go to Leysin American School, you are subjected to a breathalyzer every friday and saturday night, resulting in early morning drinking, drinking on school nights, or being expelled.
roxy: why were you expelled?
kat: i drank past 4pm!
roxy: oh crap they have breathalyzers at LAS!

brothelyser 

the amount of beers required for the courage needed to visit a brothel. the opposite of a breathalyser.
fred- hey dave lets hit the brothel. you had enough beers yet?

dave- hey fred, yea brothelyser test is positive.

fred- beer goggles on. lets go.
brothelyser by tiger tank March 16, 2010

breathalyzer

california gay policeman get off when using breathalyzer
to start breathalyzer test we want you to wrap your lips around this tube. Now blow, suck, blow, suck, take a deeper breath now blow harder, you need to keep you lips tight on the tube, now blow, suck. Fine, You have the right to remain silent if you say anything we will rerun test...

( cops should ask if you would like police women run test )

San Francisco Breathalyzer 

An unusual sexual maneuver in which one partner puts their lips up to the other partner's anus and expels a burp.
"Dude, Mark is into some weird shit. Last night while we were fooling around, he told me to take the rimjob to the next level with a San Francisco Breathalyzer."

texas breathalyzer

"...after having a few drinks, they started givin freebies. They all got
Texas breathalyzers."
texas breathalyzer by tu y yo December 22, 2007