brosual

This is when your plans for the evening include you and your bros going out and doing the same thing you always do.

bros +usual

Bro: What we doin 2nite?
Bro: Blow & Hoes
Bro: So, the brosual..
Bro: Werd

by Seatthell July 28, 2011

brosual

As a bro makes he's line-up of clothing for the night, he makes an attempt to not show off with nice clothing but at the same time tries to appear better than everyone else. The combination is casual + bro = brosual. a t-shirt, jeans, gelled-hair and an excentuated body makes a casual night that much more bro

"Why was ben dressed so brosual last night ."

by Fratboy63 February 12, 2010

Brostalgia

A wistful or excessively sentimental yearning for return to a past period with your bro or bros.

Dude: Yo, let's steal the napkin-holder from this bar.
Widowed-Bro: . . . nah (disappointedly turns away)
Dude: You alright man?
Widowed-Bro: . . . (Thinking about a time he and his bros took a road trip to New Mexico and stole a horse-cop's horse and used it to commandeer an oxen and 12 hundred dollars worth of cattle)
Dude: Dude!
Widowed-Bro: Sorry . . . just thinking about this thing me and my bros once stole
Dude: You need to stop being so brostalgic and live in reality.
Widowed-Bro: I can't help my brostalgia. I loved Ted "T-Killa" Jones. He was my main bro . . . Goddamn it! I told him not to play 13 consecutive games of Flip Cup with Everclear grain alcohol. (A single brostalgic tear rolls down his cheek)

by The Sebastian November 21, 2009

brostalk

Like sisstalk. When you go online to find information in profiles, etc. about what's going on in your brother's life because it's easier than picking up the phone and calling him.

Jane: My brother bought a new car.
Jenn: You called him?
Jane: No, he never answers his phone. I just brostalked him.

by lbeeee June 1, 2009

Brosuade

Coined by a brother of Tau Kappa Epsilon, The act of one Fraternity Brother persuading his bro to do a stupid/alcohol related action. The Bro in question cannot refuse a Brosaude.

"Hey Bro, you gonna finish that Silver Bullet??"
"Nah, man dont think I can."
"Well, I Brosuade you to finish it."
"Fuck" (drinks)

by simpleJACk511 October 27, 2010

broscalate

When a situation becomes more "bro"

"I had a party this weekend and one of my friends invited a bro. This bro invited his bro friends and they invited even more bros and the party broscalated from there.

by Mavriked June 1, 2013

Broscale

A scale of 1-10 to rate your buddies on what type of "Bro" they are
Points may be added or deducted depending on the conduct of that "bro"
for instance if a guy is rated 3 on the bro scale he is not a very good friend where if he was rated a 9 he is a close buddy that is always there for you.

"Bro-Scale" may also be called when a guy acts not in a "Bro" manner. This can be said to him to let him know that he is losing points on the bro scale

Guy 1: you ready to get wasted tonite?
Guy 2:Nah I think im gonna stay in with my Girlfriend and watch the note book.
Guy 1: Broscale...

by Caldie February 17, 2009