Brostalgia

A wistful or excessively sentimental yearning for return to a past period with your bro or bros.

Dude: Yo, let's steal the napkin-holder from this bar.
Widowed-Bro: . . . nah (disappointedly turns away)
Dude: You alright man?
Widowed-Bro: . . . (Thinking about a time he and his bros took a road trip to New Mexico and stole a horse-cop's horse and used it to commandeer an oxen and 12 hundred dollars worth of cattle)
Dude: Dude!
Widowed-Bro: Sorry . . . just thinking about this thing me and my bros once stole
Dude: You need to stop being so brostalgic and live in reality.
Widowed-Bro: I can't help my brostalgia. I loved Ted "T-Killa" Jones. He was my main bro . . . Goddamn it! I told him not to play 13 consecutive games of Flip Cup with Everclear grain alcohol. (A single brostalgic tear rolls down his cheek)

Brostalgia by The Sebastian November 21, 2009

Breastalgia 

To remember or reflect upon a set of breasts which were of outstanding quality.

I saw the Girl Fight video by Brook Valentine for the first time in a few years and experienced some breastalgia.

Breastalgia by castorjay September 12, 2011

Prostalgia 

(N.) The renaissance of culture and technology of the late 19th - mid 20th century, followed by "Prostalgia" or "Prostalgics". This culture movement is infused with modern day accommodations, and is based in the Baltimore, MD/Washington DC area, (which are major Hipster hot spots) and this movement is the classier brother of the hipster movement.

How to spot a prostalgic person;
What music they like, what they wear, and they're overall appearance tend to be that of your grandmother/father when they were young. These people tend to be confused with Hipsters, however, prostalgic people tend to uphold old values and ways of life, only using modern luxuries when strictly necessary. Prostalgic people also are connoisseurs of class, whereas hipsters have modern lifestyles infused with only a small bit of old world items.

Pure breakdown of prostalgic people to average people;

Avg. Person - 90% modern, 10% vintage
Hipsters - 80% modern, 15% vintage, 5% Starbucks
Prostalgics - +70% vintage, 30% modern

Here is an example of a Prostalgic being recognized at a cafe;

"Hey, is that a hipster over there at that cafe?" She asked.
"No, he's just prostalgia." He said.
"How do you know?"
"He's using a typewriter instead of a computer, see."

Prostalgia by ThatVintageGuy December 15, 2013

Frostalgia 

Fond memories of your days with an Afro

Stu: This disco song is making me feel nostalgic.
Tom: Haha, man you have frostalgia!

Frostalgia by milts_perth February 15, 2010

Brotaliation 

A man's Bros backing him up when someone has harmed him (usually some bitch-ass bitch). A combination of the words "bro" and "retaliate" (if you couldn't figure that out on your own)

Dude, Jack's girl just dumped him brutally" "I never liked that bitch. It's time for some brotaliation!

Brotaliation by Brobacca May 17, 2011

Blowstalgia 

When something reminds you of a blowjob you once had.

“Man I saw an ad for the drive-in movies and the blowstalgia immediately kicked in.”
“ I can’t eat a banana in public. I don’t want to give someone blowstalgia.”

Blowstalgia by DJDickRichards October 23, 2017

breastalgia 

pain from seeing beautiful breasts, wishing they were completely made free and bare, while knowing the wish won’t come true.

I suffered a breastalgia attack when I could not resist to look again at her beautifully formed breasts knowing they are not for me.

breastalgia by iuujooy September 11, 2022