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Brolentines Day

The day after Valentines Day (February 15th), Brolentines Day is an annual commemoration celebrating affection amongst your male peers. The day is named after unrecognized Greek Deity Broseidon, King of the Broceans, and was established in 2011 AD. It is traditionally a day on which bros express their appreciation for each other by presenting beers, offering high fives, and sending some ecards.
I'm glad I reserved a table at Buffalo Wild Wings early this year. It's generally been a bad idea to make last-minute Brolentines Day reservations.

brillent 

A moronic approximation of the word "brilliant" used by illiterate Youtube commenters who are too stupid to spell the word "brilliant" correctly.
"This guy is BRILLENT!"
One: Look mate, bloody hell it's raining.
Two: Well mate, there's always the brolley.
One: Brilliant.
Brolley by pentapus November 19, 2011
Actor Brian Holden. Member of the wildly popular theater group Starkid. Name came from A Very Potter Musical when A Zac Efron poster was called a Zephron poster. Names such as these are made by taking the first letter of a person's first name and adding it to the beginning of their last name. For Example Brosenthal (Brian Rosenthal). Brian Holden is known for Playing Lupin in A Very Potter Sequel, Flopsy in MAMD, and Junior in the new Starkid Production STARSHIP. It has been rumored that he cannot sing, but contrary to belief, he can example (watch Starship).
Starkid Fan 1: Hey, have you seen the new Starkid Update Video?
Starkid Fan 2: Yes I know! I love watching Brolden give those videos!
Brolden by UhuraNcc1701 October 26, 2011

Broller Coaster 

n: a roller coaster full of obnoxious bro's that scream excessively even when the ride has come to a full stop.
Ah damn here comes the broller coaster. Hold your ears.
Broller Coaster by Smackkin November 25, 2010

brollercoaster 

n. A situation in which one was subjected to the asshat antics of a "bro" or bros.
Talking with Mikey was a real brollercoaster.

The Dave Matthews Band concert was a long and shitty brollercoaster ride.
brollercoaster by Al-Mac January 19, 2008