brocksmith

a skinny guy who loves the cubs and little wayne. He has been a blackhawks fan for a really long time. He gets violent when angry. He likes HD a lot. He has a big problem with people taking shits in school. He hates the NBA because they play music. He doesn't play sports; he's not an athlete. Loves the new season of the office.Has stunning 20 40 vision. Don't pop his balloon. He's a hell of a guy.

Brad Pitt is a heck of a brocksmith. What an athlete.

by Guack in my tock January 9, 2009

Brosmith

Brosmith (n) Brosmythe - One who takes normal, unrefined men, and shapes them in to bros. Basically, as a blacksmith takes normal, unrefined metals, and shapes them into all kinds of things, so does a Brosmith with respect to bros.

James Myers, wow, that guy is a real brosmith.

by Michael Terrence Mullin December 3, 2007

blacksmith tomahawk

the art, nay, the skill of jumping off the bed post and landing directly in a womans vagina, penis-first. the girl is usually in either the spread eagle or cincinatti bowtie, thus creating a blacksmiths iron table for the male to strike from above.

Bob got drunk last night and tried to blacksmith tomahawk his girl, but accidentally broke his penis on impact because he had no precise pipe-laying skills.

by -Quincy so nasty- October 26, 2007

TOO BAD IT'S ME, BLACKSMITH!

A meme created in the forum of the game Heroes of Newerth, where a player uploaded an screenshot where blacksmith portrait was shown instead of the minimap. Then somebody said WANNA SEE YOUR MAP? TOO BAD IT'S ME, BLACKSMITH.

Oh, look, new hero!!
TOO BAD IT'S ME, BLACKSMITH!

Mid Mis
Who left?
BLACKKY GOT A DOUBLE KILL
TOO BAD IT WAS ME, BLACKSMITH!

by pkoitus October 9, 2009

Blacksmith Hands

When a guy has very rough, calloused hands. Usually a result from years of wear on the hands.

Sophie: Hey Tina, I heard Joe felt you up last night, how was it?

Tina: Wasnt as good as I was expecting, major case of blacksmith hands!

Sophie: Nasty...

by AnonBurger April 2, 2010

henkka blacksmith

sex god bass player (hot) from the band children of bodom joined as bass player when the band first started originally played guitar. his last name means blacksmith in finland, from witch he and children of bodom hail from . yje band includes alexi laiho , jaska raatikainen , roope latvala, and janne warman

sally:dude i just got out of a children of bodom concert!

amy:was henkka blacksmith as hot as always?

sally:yes...yes he was

henkka totally dominated the bass

by hiamafeesh October 19, 2009

latin blacksmith

A Latin Blacksmith is another term for a "low blow"

"Dude you don't even play on Friday"

"wow dude that was a latin blacksmith..."

by Greg Lajiness September 14, 2009