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brocksmith 

a skinny guy who loves the cubs and little wayne. He has been a blackhawks fan for a really long time. He gets violent when angry. He likes HD a lot. He has a big problem with people taking shits in school. He hates the NBA because they play music. He doesn't play sports; he's not an athlete. Loves the new season of the office.Has stunning 20 40 vision. Don't pop his balloon. He's a hell of a guy.
Brad Pitt is a heck of a brocksmith. What an athlete.
brocksmith by Guack in my tock January 9, 2009
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Brosmith 

Brosmith (n) Brosmythe - One who takes normal, unrefined men, and shapes them in to bros. Basically, as a blacksmith takes normal, unrefined metals, and shapes them into all kinds of things, so does a Brosmith with respect to bros.
James Myers, wow, that guy is a real brosmith.
Brosmith by Michael Terrence Mullin December 3, 2007

blacksmith tomahawk 

the art, nay, the skill of jumping off the bed post and landing directly in a womans vagina, penis-first. the girl is usually in either the spread eagle or cincinatti bowtie, thus creating a blacksmiths iron table for the male to strike from above.
Bob got drunk last night and tried to blacksmith tomahawk his girl, but accidentally broke his penis on impact because he had no precise pipe-laying skills.

TOO BAD IT'S ME, BLACKSMITH! 

A meme created in the forum of the game Heroes of Newerth, where a player uploaded an screenshot where blacksmith portrait was shown instead of the minimap. Then somebody said WANNA SEE YOUR MAP? TOO BAD IT'S ME, BLACKSMITH.
Oh, look, new hero!!
TOO BAD IT'S ME, BLACKSMITH!

Mid Mis
Who left?
BLACKKY GOT A DOUBLE KILL
TOO BAD IT WAS ME, BLACKSMITH!

Blacksmith Hands 

When a guy has very rough, calloused hands. Usually a result from years of wear on the hands.
Sophie: Hey Tina, I heard Joe felt you up last night, how was it?

Tina: Wasnt as good as I was expecting, major case of blacksmith hands!

Sophie: Nasty...
Blacksmith Hands by AnonBurger April 2, 2010

henkka blacksmith 

sex god bass player (hot) from the band children of bodom joined as bass player when the band first started originally played guitar. his last name means blacksmith in finland, from witch he and children of bodom hail from . yje band includes alexi laiho , jaska raatikainen , roope latvala, and janne warman
sally:dude i just got out of a children of bodom concert!

amy:was henkka blacksmith as hot as always?

sally:yes...yes he was

henkka totally dominated the bass
henkka blacksmith by hiamafeesh October 19, 2009

latin blacksmith 

A Latin Blacksmith is another term for a "low blow"
"Dude you don't even play on Friday"

"wow dude that was a latin blacksmith..."
latin blacksmith by Greg Lajiness September 14, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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