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Brotractor 

The tool used to measure the degree of broism. Less then 90 degrees(Acute) being a severe case of Bro, More then 90 degrees(Obtuse) being a lesser case of being a Bro. 90 degrees(Right) is just fine.
He walked in with 4 popped collars, so I broke out my Brotractor and he measured a 13 degree Bro.
Brotractor by Chessey October 12, 2008
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Brotractoring 

When 3 or more homosexual males, participate in the act of "scissoring."
"Hey good looking! Want to grab some buddies for some brotractoring?"

Brotector 

A watchful bro who looks out for his fellow broskis and brotects them from bromergancies in anyway he can.
This includes stocking up on brotein shakes for the brobeque and the upcoming zombro bropocalypse.
"You gonna need some brotection in that part of town bro! I'm a level 5 brotector"

"It's brokay bro, I've got my bro-gun"

Protractor Face 

Ugly but with sharp features used as an insult. commonly used in PEI.
Protractor Face by Shxhcjjcns January 17, 2015

Brotatorship 

The form of government within large establishments of Bros. Very similar to a dictatorship. The leader is determined by whoever has the most bro-like qualities.
Broseidon has become the new ruler of the brotatorship in Bromania.
Brotatorship by MaddenCS June 4, 2010

Protractor 

A protractor is a measuring instrument. Most protractors are divided into 180 equal parts. A protractor should under no circumstances be used to measure your PP, whit the only exception of having a unnatural crooked dick.
Pro tip: don't use a protractor to measure your PP, but if you do not under no circumstances you tell your friends
Protractor by ATF: 7 May 22, 2021

protractoring 

it's the asexual version of scissoring, so basically cuddling
Man, I want to go hang out in bed and do some protractoring with her
protractoring by fandomwizard April 20, 2017