brodism

A religion in which all guys (bros) believe in getting together to bro-out...

Bros before Hoes is a key part of the Brodism religion

by P-dub3 October 20, 2007

Brodism

The religion of Bro's. The Church of Sainted Bro's is the only church in the world that practices the teaching of the great and only Brosph Christ. It is legend that Brosph lives in the deep jungles of Cabo and rides his golden jet-skis through the rivers giving rides to bro's for century's.

Gabe: I just joined the Sainted Church of Brodism, would you like to join me in a trip to Cabo.

Shaun:MY BRO, CABO..........jetskis?

Gabe: And bitches, don't forget the Bitches.

by Mormonfox May 4, 2013

broodism

The nonproductive practice of brooding over things. To dwell on things negatively. A mental state of gloom and doom.

I can't stand his broodism. Perhaps he should consider getting a lobotomy! All he can talk about is how miserable he is.

by thingoneandthingtwo June 13, 2012

brodium

Bromance is that awesome relationship between men that is completely non-sexual but totally a will die for you friendship.

Brodium is similar to bromance but the relationship is based entirely on hate. It is that rare and special bond that is shared between two men whose hatred for one another knows no bounds, and they throughly enjoy ramming the hate down each other's faces.

Brodium is derived from odium.

A common brodium dialogue:

"Are you disagreeing with me, Sullivan? Or are you just being your genuine asshole self?"

"I'm asking you a question you cynical fuck."

by AtomiChaos December 10, 2009

bordism

A bordism is an equivalence relalation between maninfolds. Two n dimensional manifolds are bordant if their is an n+1 dimensional manifold whose boundary is the disjoint union of the two n dimensional manifolds

A pair of pants is a bordism between the circle and the disjoint union of two circles.

by KoisterKloitch June 21, 2012

brosismance

Like a bromance and a sismance but with a boy and a girl that have a awesome relationship but not in the relationship way.

Person 1 : WHOA did you see Bob and Becky?

Person 2: I KNOW!! They wont stop hanging out they totally have a brosismance.

by CEMPH April 24, 2011

Brocism

Much like racism, brocism is the hatred of other bros

Greg: dude, look at the bro he looks so stupid

Carl: No, dude don't be such a brocist

Greg: Yeah, I think I have a problem with brocism...

by Oakieman March 28, 2009