Brocision

To reach a decision amongst the bros. Usually achieved through mutual brosent (consent amongst bros), or through lack of concern of what shall go down as long as the bros are present.

Lets reach a brocision in light of our dilemma. Joel is 21 but doesnt have ID so we have to leave northside, what shall we do next? Lets hit the bowling alley/most happening spot in Martinsville, next to walmart and cousin fornication. Glad we could come to a brocision guys this place is the tits/boss/bomb.com. Low four! Turn up the country tunes while I trip on this Klonopin!

Brocision by Carlton925198950 June 30, 2011

Brodition 

Having tradition between a tight group of "bros." Preferably on Friday nights. Obviously no women allowed.

"Whether we get blitzed tonight or not guys, nothing will come in the way of our brodition!"

"Even if Kurt the moorman gets too drunk, we are still ending the night at Ram's Horn for our brodition."

Brodition by iTonyYayo October 12, 2011

Brocation 

A vacation amongst male comrades, or 'bros' as they are known. Generally a road trip to a desirable spot which allows for good bonding and all sorts of unchecked shenanigans.

Female variation is known as the Hocation.

You: Yo man if you release them crickets in the hallway, you ain't graduating.

Me: Forget graduation bro. Only thing that matters now is Brocation.

Brocation by H-town brooooooooooo, bro. April 5, 2009

cooneral brocession 

A funeral procession with all black people.

Tyrone had a dope ass cooneral brocession!

cooneral brocession by Millertime 27 February 9, 2021

brollision 

An accident involving a longboard, almost invariably piloted by a typical bro.

This type of accident is increasing exponentially on college campuses nation-wide, as bros-listening-to-iPods cruise to class, utterly oblivious of their surroundings. See figure below.

brollisions _100|--------------------------------X-
per___________| -----------------------------X---
capita_________|----------------------------X----
per___________|---------------------------X------
year__________|-------------------------X---------
___________50-|----------------------X------------
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______________|--------------X--------------------
______________|-----------X-----------------------
______________|X--X--X----------------------------
____________0-|______________________________
-----------------|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
____________2000___02____04_____06____08_09

Observer #1:"Dude - did you see that? Those two longboarders just had a head on collision!"

Observer #2:"That's no collision, man, thats a brollision. Sweet."

#1: "Super sweet"

brollision by biking_beaver May 23, 2009

Boovision 

1. How you feel about that special someone esp. when you are with them.

2. The love is blind kind of feeling one person has over another person usually a lover or a boothang.

When Rihanna sees Chris Brown she has boovision because she keeps running back to him so he can beat her again.

This weekend i am going to have boovision so don't bother to call me.

Boovision by Jonashley Duncan August 1, 2012

Bordision 

Decisions you make when you are bored

Like bro I just had the craziest Bordision

Bordision by Greg smaiser December 13, 2022