Ross's definitions

Cockmaster

Commonly misinterpreted to describe a homosexual. A 'cockmaster' is actually one who through much training, has mastered the art of seduction. A true 'cockmaster' will be promiscuous and seldom pleasure the same girl twice. Although he may leave broken hearts in his wake, the 'cockmaster' will have no regrets, will never apologise and never look back.

"Mate, did you see that stunner that Duncan shagged last night? He is such a cockmaster"

by Ross October 23, 2004

Cool Hand Luke

The act of inserting ones hand into a bucket of ice water and then handling anothers genitalia.

Man, I sure gave her the cool hand luke.

by Ross June 14, 2003

twelve

A 12 inch piece of vinyl.

The records club DJs usually play.

I got some dope new 12"s to play at the club tonight

by ross March 14, 2004

monogulated

messed up or disordered

your arm is monogulated

by Ross May 30, 2004

'spect

Shortened version of "respect." Can be used to say something is cool, or as a general agreement.

"I just shagged your mum."
"'Spect, dude. Well done, she's well frigid."

"Are you coming to the pub?"
"'Spect to that" (Yes I am)

by Ross October 14, 2003

cager

A now seldom-used term for a basketball player

Lincoln High's cagers defeated Roosevelt last night, 58-55.

by Ross January 17, 2004

shaft

a wannabe tough guy. Only found in the movies, a brave black person. Is all talk and cant back up anything.

that balck kid talking on his cellphone in the movie theater was such a shaft.

by Ross July 28, 2004