93 definitions by Ross

mornin wood

when you wake up with a hard on
see also monopoly and stiffy

i rolled off the bed and onto my mornin wood

by Ross March 5, 2004

going under the knife

Another saying for surgery

"Jose, I'm so nervious about your brain condition, I think you'll have to go under the knife."

by Ross March 29, 2005

ion beam

a beam formed from positive or negative charged ions, sometimes found in sci-fi movies

ion

"We got hit by an ion beam!!"

by Ross October 3, 2004

palpitate

Palpitate: The action of thrusting one's weiner inside a warm, wet poooosy!

Yonke bent the intern against his cube and palpitated her for an hour.

Yonke sure knows how to Palp....just ask Prod!

by Ross February 9, 2005

monopoly

any time in a males life when they get a hard on in public, sometimes happens as mornin wood, but anytime when it is unexpected
see also stiffy

Man I woke up this morning with a raging monopoly.

by Ross March 5, 2004

morning wood

see monopoly and stiffy

i dunno what causes morning wood

by Ross March 5, 2004

chumbley

recieving a blowjob while taking a shit.

I got a chumbley before class.

by Ross October 8, 2003