Ross's definitions

Detlef Schrempf

A former NBA basketball player known around league locker rooms as having the largest cock in the league. As a verb "Detlef Schrempfed" or "schrempfed" or "D. Schrempfed" refers to being royally fucked as if by the largest cock imaginable.

I was in a bar and this girl "Detlef Schrempfed" me in front of my crew when she laughed after I asked her for Chili Dog sex.

by Ross June 16, 2006

donko

Donko..created by Aimee'. Owned by Mark and Ross. Donko has no real meaning , and is used to mean whatever.

You're a mad donko.
Why are you such a fucking Don ko?

Donk off ya mad doight.

by Ross April 11, 2005

brycism (noun)

a sarcastic remark made by a bryce.

that is the best brycism i have heard

by Ross October 7, 2006

arseflaps

Arse Flaps
Someone with a rather large fatty arse, when they move, the fat 'flaps'

Insulting because, not many people like 1)referal to their arse and 2) not many people like being called a fat arse

Used by Dani Filth

Hey arseflaps...

She's so fat, her arseflaps

by Ross April 19, 2005

Grumple

A character from the Simpsons episode Kill Gil that is based on the Grinch. Homer tries to stop the grumple from ruining Christmas during a holiday-show-on-ice. The grumple then tries to hunt Homer down and presumably kill him. As the Grumple says, "Grumpley Grumpley Groo, I'll use your blood to make my stew!" In the end of the episode, the Grumple family visits the Simpsons and sings with them.

Look out! It's the Grumple!

by Ross December 27, 2006

grelch

bland or unhealthy food that is particularly nondescript or unappetizing. Undesirable food. A weird stew.

My friend cooked me dinner... and while she's always talking about exotic cuisine, all she made was a crummy plate of grelch.

The refrigerator is full of grelch - there's nothing to eat.

I don't know what the soup of the day is... it looks like grelch.

The frozen turkey pot pie looked good on the box, but it tasted like a grelch pie.

by Ross April 8, 2007

iced out

relating to diamonds and black men

damn g, that bling be iced out

by Ross October 13, 2003