Ross's definitions

huddersfield goose grip

A sexual act which invovles grabbing a woman by her hair and pulling it under her legs. As the woman is doubled over she can be penetrated from the rear.

"I got goose gripped by a cockmaster last night, i've got such a crick in the neck"

by Ross October 31, 2004

Orbulous

To describe a Womans Breasts, particuarly when stuck into a wonder bra or in the case of clearly obvious implants.

My, that chicks tits are really quite Orbulous.

by Ross September 1, 2004

CORT

a turtle with sunglasses.

Let's go to the pet shop and buy a Cort!

by Ross November 3, 2003

12 Bar

Similiar to wheelie bar. But it is a bar made of some type of metal that is attached to the subframe of a motorcycle. This allows it to drags straight up and down(12 oclock) during a wheelie. The rider then can perform stunts while dragging bar.

Check out my custom 12 bar. I got 12's for blocks

by Ross August 6, 2004

COOL HAND LUKE

A sex act involving a bucket of ice
and elbow length rubber gloves and
lots of Astroglide...

"Man, Ross sure gave her the ole cool hand luke"

by Ross December 28, 2004

oy

(sense 1): Interjection signifying pain, weariness, disgust, resignation, etc. Very often part of oy vey or oy vas mir. Compare to English Jeez. (from Yiddish "oy", probably from old German; probably cognate to English "oh").

(sense 2): Interjection signifying annoyance. Very similar to sense 1, but more annoyed than resigned. (Probably from Cockney accent of English "Hey".)

(sense 3) Greeting meaning "hello" or "Hi". (Probably from Cockney "hi").

(sense 1) Oy, my feet hurt.

(sense 2) Oy! What the 'ell do ya think you're doin'?

(sense 3) Oy, mate! 'ow's it goin'?

by Ross November 6, 2003

thwop

To slap a person with the penis across the face, see ex.

"Aw man, what should we do to wake him up?
THWOP HIM!"

by Ross February 3, 2004