Ross's definitions

Cockmaster

Commonly misinterpreted to describe a homosexual. A 'cockmaster' is actually one who through much training, has mastered the art of seduction. A true 'cockmaster' will be promiscuous and seldom pleasure the same girl twice. Although he may leave broken hearts in his wake, the 'cockmaster' will have no regrets, will never apologise and never look back.

"Mate, did you see that stunner that Duncan shagged last night? He is such a cockmaster"

by Ross October 23, 2004

twelve

A 12 inch piece of vinyl.

The records club DJs usually play.

I got some dope new 12"s to play at the club tonight

by ross March 14, 2004

Cool Hand Luke

The act of inserting ones hand into a bucket of ice water and then handling anothers genitalia.

Man, I sure gave her the cool hand luke.

by Ross June 14, 2003

Polished Turd

An unattractive girl, who through a good dress sense and the proficient application of make up can appear beautifal to a drunken man.

"That girls a stunner"
"My god man, she's a polished turd!"

by Ross October 31, 2004

comme

a communist bastard. John Kerry.

John Kerry is a comme bastard.

by Ross July 28, 2004

for real

Can be used in place of "yes."

"Are you coming to watch the jelly-wrestling Brian?"

"For real, man."

by Ross October 14, 2003

poopie

Poopie is part of the "Poopie and Explodie" duo from a Ren and Stimpy Cartoon.

Explodie: "I have to throw up now, Poopie!"

by Ross January 15, 2004