93 definitions by Ross

Evolution

A popular haunt for (cockmasters). Possibly the greatest nightclub on planet Earth. Whether it be vodka on a Thursday or jelly baby on a Saturday, there's no place like Evo.

"Me and my fellow cockmasters are going to evolution tonight to get some pussy"

by Ross October 24, 2004

thwop

To slap a person with the penis across the face, see ex.

"Aw man, what should we do to wake him up?
THWOP HIM!"

by Ross February 4, 2004

T.L.N.D

Written at the end of wherever you write yours and the love of your life's names

*-*tlnd*-*Ross Luv'z Gemma 4eternity*-*tlnd*-*

by Ross October 22, 2004

shaft

a wannabe tough guy. Only found in the movies, a brave black person. Is all talk and cant back up anything.

that balck kid talking on his cellphone in the movie theater was such a shaft.

by Ross July 28, 2004

'spect

Shortened version of "respect." Can be used to say something is cool, or as a general agreement.

"I just shagged your mum."
"'Spect, dude. Well done, she's well frigid."

"Are you coming to the pub?"
"'Spect to that" (Yes I am)

by Ross October 14, 2003

spliff

weed, baccy, skins and card.

i smoke the spliff

by Ross February 1, 2004

Spoiled Brat

A person, normally a child who was raised by his/her guardians in a way that the spoiled person gets almost anything he/she wants.

Jamie: Mommy! I want a Buzztoy.
Mommy: But I just bought you a toy!
Jamie: I want a Buzztoy.
Mommy: I already told you, I just...
Jamie: *cries*
Mommy: All right! Fine! Just stop crying
Jamie: *stops crying*

by Ross August 6, 2003