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The combination of a breakfast sandwich, aspirin, and a cold one, all of which are usually procured at a convenience store before noon local time and usually to help combat a hangover.
I'm definitely having to stop for Brewnch this morning before I stumble in to work.
Brewnch by Don Roberts February 6, 2009
Words you can keep
Can be used in terms of an event, a female or a song, generally meaning of a high standard, or cool/peng.
Hugh: That member of the opposite sex is somewhat appealing
Ryan: Yeah she's brench

Jake: Can't wait for yo' party Olly.
Olly: Yeah it's gonna be brench
Brench by Irongut August 25, 2012

Brownchickenbrowncow 

Slang for sex. It sounds like the music used in old porn movies, like "baum-chica-baum-wow"
"After dinner I can't wait to brownchickenbrowncow"

brewchino 

yo rusty, ya wanna get some brewchinos ?
brewchino by solidghost February 1, 2010
One who CONSTANTLY mooches beers off you at the bar. A "brewcher" never has his own money for beers, yet constantly hangs out at the bar. Generally speaking though, most brewchers are fun, charismatic people to party with.
Don't look now, but here comes Nate. I just KNOW he's gonna aske me to hook him up with a beer... man that guy is a brewcher!
brewcher by Stugots Jr. April 24, 2006
A shit-hole "park" situated in Maidstone, comprised of a bandstand, a monument, benches and obese pigeons. Various species of teenager may be spotted here, including the chav/pikey, the goth, the emo, and occasionally the scene kid.

Commonly, teeny-boppers may hang around here trying to find 18 year olds to buy them fags.

Beware the pikeys. They will drink their cheap cider and beat you up if you are not in numbers equal to or greater than their own.
Person 1; "Brenchley later?"
Person 2; "yeah man."
Brenchley by IShatOnThatDoorstep December 7, 2010

Brenchel 

The partner name of the power couple Brendon and Rachel, from the cbs hit show Big Brother. They appeared on season 11 and 12 and are known by many as the couple "Brenchel".
Brenchel was put on the block last night on big brother.
Brenchel by ninjasockz September 9, 2011
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