brewchino 

uncommon slang for beer

yo rusty, ya wanna get some brewchinos ?

brewchino by solidghost February 1, 2010

Breaching 

When your poop is so large that it breaks the surface tension of the water from below. (similar in concept to how a whale or a submarine “breaches” the water)

Dude, that was the biggest turd of my life! Look! It’s even breaching!

Breaching by The Brof3ssor November 8, 2020

Beachinology 

Beachinology is a science and an art form. It is the study of beaches and shores. In Beachinology, all factors are taken into consideration when deciding on the beach to reach the maximum Beachin experience possible. Classes that provide expertise in the subject matter are available at various Beachin Institutions. The texture and quality of the sand is vital to have proper comfort for the body while Beachin. The temperature of the ocean water(life) should be constantly measured and maintained in an acceptable range for optimal beachin. The tides must also be measured and tide activity should be monitored and updated constantly. Rip tides can interfere with proper beachin techniques and diminish the quality of a Beachin experience. The angle of the sun at every given time must also be known. It is the inalienable right of every beacher to have an optimal Beachin experience.

Guy 1: Yo we beachin today?

Guy 2: Yea but lets check the beachinology reports.

Girl 1: Beachinology, what an art.

Guy 2: Yo it seems like there is rip tide later at Beach 1. Lets hip up Beach 2 .

Guy 1: Yo the sand quality and tides are good at Beach 2.

Girl 2: Yo Beachinology!

Guy 2: YEEEEAAA!!! YEEEEAAAA!!! WE BEACHIN!!! YO BUT THAT BEACHINOLOGY!

Guy 1: Yo I want a degree in Beachinology.

Beachinology by Daytony500fan February 24, 2017

Breeching Whale 

While in the act of sexual intercourse oral or vaginal a partner is deprived of breathing air and upon release they rise up to breath like that of a "Breeching Whale"

1.A couple having intercourse while in a hot tub during the males run up the a climax he inadvertinlly holes the head of his partner under water after climax he releases her as she surfaces for air she resembles a "Breeching Whale".
2.This can also be done out of water,a couple in bed the woman giving the man head he has the blankets pulled over her body and head during the run up to climax he lets a fart slip out holding her down until he climaxes and then releasing her she throws off the covers and surfaces like a "Breeching Whale"gasping for fresh air.

Breeching Whale by shankmiester April 8, 2011

Brewminous 

1. A bad idea hatched or enhanced during the consumption of beer.

2. A conspiracy theory hatched or enhanced during the consumption of beer.

After seven beers, Jay made the brewminous decision to dive into the pool from the second floor balcony.

Brewminous by Dr. Alaric August 2, 2009

Brechin 

(Brechin Ontario) Brechin is a magical land populated completely by sex gods. Meer mortals cannot reside in brechin for they are unworthy. Only the most glorious of all beings may enter its pearly gates and drik from the magical fountain of youth known as lake simcoe.

"Oh how I wish I was magnificent enough to live in Brechin. Alas, I am far too plain!"

Brechin by Sleepy Ryan June 7, 2009

breaching turtle 

noun; Known regionally as "mustachious dollarous amphibious," the breaching turtle is a somewhat timid creature that can be commonly found relaxing stage-side at area strip clubs. It is not uncommon to see anywhere between 2-5 breaching turtles occupying the same dimly lit corner. The breaching turtle spends most of its time with its head safely concealed within its t-shirt-like shell (*note: breaching turtles have the ability to remain submerged for up to as many as 3 Def Leppard songs). A breaching turtle will remain concealed until its insatiable appetite for titty resin causes it to burst forth, craning its long neck in the direction of its prey. The breaching turtle utilizes a dollar bill held firmly between its nose and mouth to lure in the stripper it desires. Upon having titties rub in its face, the breaching turtle may linger for several more sets of titties before quietly retreating back into its shell. On rare occasion, breaching turtles may emerge to particularly large, old, or ugly strippers upon which the breaching turtle will hastily recede back into the safety of its 100% cotton shell (see "frightened turtle")

"Did you see Chris last night?"

"Yeah man! He waited through like two whole dances before totally going breaching turtle on that one with the phat azz and big ole tit-tays!"

breaching turtle by mustachious dollarous June 26, 2014