Brawnchitis 

When you are drinking a protein shake and start to cough uncontrollably, most likely from not mixing the protein powder well enough or putting in too much.

Before his workout, Anthony suffered from a severe case of brawnchitis by foolishly chugging his protein-packed beverage.

Brawnchitis by imaswoleman April 8, 2015

cardiovascular bronchitis 

The disease which inspired rapper Cardi B's name. She sounds so awful that it sounds like she has cardiovascular bronchitis

Joe: Man i've got this bad case of cardiovascular bronchitis.

Bob: Yeah you sound just like Cardi B

cardiovascular bronchitis by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 14, 2018

bronchitis 

condition that may be caused by smoke inhalation.

so i woke up to get me a cold pop... Sweet, Lord, Jesus I ran... But the smoke got me and I got bronchitis, ain't nobody got time for that.

bronchitis by Luclear September 16, 2012

Bronchitis 

A very time consuming ailment affecting the respiratory system.

Bronchitis! Ain't nobody got time for that!

Bronchitis by Weah89 September 8, 2013

cardiovascular bronchitis 

Sickness inspired by Covid-B.

*Drugs someone* Mom: "CALL THE COPS!" Drugger: "No, cardiovascular bronchitis has already taken over me."

cardiovascular bronchitis by onikas.gem January 26, 2022

Bianchitis

Severe watering of eyes at any attempt of laughing. Named after it’s original founder Bianca Nazario.

Guy1: Yo Armando this girl I went out with started crying when we were watching Kevin Hart bitch is crazy

Armando: Nah man it’s that bianchitis shit going around

Guy1: Wtf is that

Armando: It’s like when you cry when you laugh some crazy bitch made it up

Bianchitis by fiugigfx xcvnvb n October 30, 2017

bronchitis 

A lung sickness. Sometimes you can get it from smoking too many ciggerettes or you can catch it from somebody. Its an infection insdie your respiratory system.

Symptoms:

1. Coughing up extra mucus

2. Wheezing

3. Difficulty breathing

4. Stuffy nose or runny nose

"I had to go to the doctors because I have bronchitis."

bronchitis by ILIKEWEEDX23421234120 June 4, 2009