Brawnchitis

When you are drinking a protein shake and start to cough uncontrollably, most likely from not mixing the protein powder well enough or putting in too much.

Before his workout, Anthony suffered from a severe case of brawnchitis by foolishly chugging his protein-packed beverage.

by imaswoleman April 8, 2015

cardiovascular bronchitis

The disease which inspired rapper Cardi B's name. She sounds so awful that it sounds like she has cardiovascular bronchitis

Joe: Man i've got this bad case of cardiovascular bronchitis.

Bob: Yeah you sound just like Cardi B

by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 14, 2018

bronchitis

condition that may be caused by smoke inhalation.

so i woke up to get me a cold pop... Sweet, Lord, Jesus I ran... But the smoke got me and I got bronchitis, ain't nobody got time for that.

by Luclear September 16, 2012

Bronchitis

A very time consuming ailment affecting the respiratory system.

Bronchitis! Ain't nobody got time for that!

by Weah89 September 8, 2013

cardiovascular bronchitis

Sickness inspired by Covid-B.

*Drugs someone* Mom: "CALL THE COPS!" Drugger: "No, cardiovascular bronchitis has already taken over me."

by onikas.gem January 26, 2022

Bianchitis

Severe watering of eyes at any attempt of laughing. Named after it’s original founder Bianca Nazario.

Guy1: Yo Armando this girl I went out with started crying when we were watching Kevin Hart bitch is crazy

Armando: Nah man it’s that bianchitis shit going around

Guy1: Wtf is that

Armando: It’s like when you cry when you laugh some crazy bitch made it up

by fiugigfx xcvnvb n October 30, 2017

bronchitis

A lung sickness. Sometimes you can get it from smoking too many ciggerettes or you can catch it from somebody. Its an infection insdie your respiratory system.

Symptoms:

1. Coughing up extra mucus

2. Wheezing

3. Difficulty breathing

4. Stuffy nose or runny nose

"I had to go to the doctors because I have bronchitis."

by ILIKEWEEDX23421234120 June 4, 2009