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Breasties before Testes 

When you put your girl friends before your boyfriend; An alternative to woes before bros.
Jim:"So, Carol, are you going out to dinner with the guys and me tonight?
Carol:"No, sorry Jim"
Jim:"I thought that you said earlier that you could go"
Carol:"Brittany and I are watching Netflix tonight, breasties before testes!

breastfast 

breastfast - (v.) ,(n.) - refers to the early part of a morning whenyour waking up and need to break your fast not with food , but with indulging in and motorboatin' the shit out of some nice big breasts. to break your fast with breasts.......breastfast ( breastfasting)
as i woke up , i looked over and saw the huge tits on the girl from last night. i decided to get up and have breastfast.

or

i seen this dude this morning in the other apartment without the blinds closed straight breastfasting on his wife
breastfast by wterasta March 11, 2010

breaststroke 

a type of stroke in swimming where girls open their legs wide and guys swim behind them pretending not to look
breaststroke is my favorite stroke because i swim behind laura
breaststroke by mlett June 25, 2013

breaffest 

A word meaning beautiful. Lots of celeberties are breaffest.
You are so breaffest
breaffest by boomaliciouslyjealous November 23, 2011

breasties 

two female friends that have attractive breasts, and are comfortable enough to take a bath with each other, change in front of each other, and when photographed, usually will pose close enough for their breasts to smush against each other. ( derived from besties )
Joe: You know Megan and April have been getting close to each other, lately.

Mac: Yeah I know, have you seen Megan's profile pic?

Joe: The one with both of them in it?

Mac: Uh-hun, they are such breasties.
breasties by handsomevirgil November 7, 2009

Breastesses 

The plural form of breasts, meaning multiple sets of breasts.
Dayum, Lookit all a' dose breastesses, bro!
Breastesses by Gil December 9, 2003