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During Sex, The Male dresses as a Zombie, an Shits on the Females chest.
On Halloween when I made Braints on my Girlfriends Tits!
Braints by NNVK #43 December 15, 2010
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The word to describe the combined body part created when one shoves their head up their ass.
He's got NO I.Q., he's a walking brainus.
Brainus by Phuqit November 12, 2006

brainsplain 

A mental health professional explaining to a patient the reason the patient does the things they do.
I went to the headshrink the other day and he tried to brainsplain to me why I yell so much. Who does he think he is? He don’t know me!
brainsplain by Bogrimm March 11, 2018

fucked her brains out 

When a man fucks a woman so good she orgasms multiple times, trembles/shakes uncontrollably, is unable to speak properly and needs to sleep afterwords to recover.
Ted: Fucked me girlfriend last night good and proper, she couldn't speak properly afterwords.

Bob: Thats because you fucked her brains out man.

Ted: Fucking right i did!
fucked her brains out by Retro-Cat August 20, 2016

brains and brawn 

A term meant to describe the unusual and rare type of person capable of obtaining both considerable intellectual prowess and desirable physical attraction.
Mother of Woman: Well he sure seems like a keeper Betty, what does he do for a living?

Woman: He is head of the country's foremost research organization on time travel and accelerated particles in neurology. (Satisfied look on face)

Other Woman: Hubba hubba , Brains and Brawn. (Raised eyebrow)

Mother of Woman and Woman in synchrony: You keep your cookies to yourself for once Margaret!
brains and brawn by Richard Groot October 23, 2018

beat the brains out of the little soldier 

To jerk-off purely out of sheer sexual frustration or desperation.
"Man, that ho at the club was grinding on me for like two hours, then she left with my friggin' roommate! I gotta' go beat the brains out of the little soldier!!!"

shit-for-brains 

An idiot; one who seems to have shit instead of brains, thus severely limiting their thought capacity.
Hey shit-for-brains, you fucked up again didn't you?
shit-for-brains by progamer124 January 18, 2003
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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