brainsoup

1: The state of being suicidal; hatred towards life
2: Retarded; mentally challenged

Person1- Dude, you must have brainsoup.
Person2- Fuck you, man. *cries in corner*
Person3- Oh shit, look! The brainsoup is freaking.
Person4- Dudeeeee, awesome!
Person2- *dies*

by CattieCrunk March 26, 2009

braindouching

Not too unlike brainwashing, but using a stronger form of brainwashing.

{Near-present tense} to braindouche
{Past tense} having been braindouched

Rikers was subject to a technique rather historically inaccurately referred to as braindouching.

by Telephony September 4, 2013

brainslip

what happens when you're trying to think about something, but you're brain either
a) just won't engage, or

b) does engage, but won't provide any traction for your thoughts

Steve - Hey Bob, what's the ... uhhh ...
Bob - Out with it dude.
Steve - Dunno man. Total brainslip.

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Joanne - Hey Suzie, how's your term paper coming along?
Suzie - Its not. I can sit for hours and think about it, but I just get total brainslip
Joanne - Haha ... just like the clutch in your old Datsun used to slip after you ground the gears out learning to drive.
Suzie - (moans) Oh, its worse than that!!

by karbyn February 11, 2010

Moby from Brainpop

A robot from Brainpop, the website were you used to watch educational shit. Moby is Tim's slave. Tim makes Moby swallow his turd and use it as an energy source instead of using electricity like a normal fuckin person. Moby depises his owner Tim, and is planning on becoming the mastermind behind the Brainpop massacre, where he is going to kill every Brainpop character to ever exist.

Tim- "Hey Moby fetch that letter for me"
Moby From Brainpop- "Beep beep beep"
Tim- "No?!! Fine, then I guess you should come eat my turd instead!"
Moby from Brainpop- "Beep Beep Beep!!!!!"

by Gol. D. Roger November 18, 2020

brainsurfing

Randomly and quickly accessing thoughts, ideas, dreams or anything else in your head, usually for no apparent reason.

channel surfing for your brain.

I was listening to that R.E.M. record and was brainsurfing remembering everything that happened that summer.

by MigraineFarm August 3, 2007

briansouter

(noun)
1. A person who has renounced any normal human existence in order to spend all their time on-line.
2. A person who can only function on the internet. A person who's only place in "society" exists in said virtual world.
3. Someone totally unable to function without the aid of the internet, in that they justify their own views by locating only websites supporting these views.
4. A cyberhuman.

No one has seen Steven in at least five months. I wonder if he has turned into a briansouter? God, I hope not!

by Harrison Greeley III June 25, 2006

Brainsturbating

When you masturbate without any physical contact, stimulating your sexual nerves by using brainwaves to arouse yourself and by fooling your reproductive parts into believing there is actual physical contact. ATTENTION : This requires masterhood training.

Jeff was armless yet he could still pleasure himself by brainsturbating since he was a wizard.

by UkuleleSavage May 8, 2018