brainsqueeze

Brainsqueezing is the hobby of a runt. When runts are bored they find it necessary to torment people (especially peachy) by brainsqueezing helpless victims. The way this is done is by placing both hands on either sode of the victims head and squeezing away like there is no tomorrow. This results in pain for the victim and causes them to yell out and be sent out of biology by the late great 'Mr Newman'. The word brain squeeze originates from 2 words; brain and squeeze.

1. Hey look Raphaelues Noethesus, here comes peachy! - Lets brainsqueeze him!

2. peachy - Ow!!! Holy FUCK that brainsquueze hurt!

by Doronellius Portnoilithus June 4, 2004

Brainskeeze

Like brain freeze when one eats or drinks a frozen food or beverage too fast and they feel a suddennly painful sensation, brainskeeze is in reference to when a girl or fag sucks a dick too fast and takes in too much skeeze(sperm,skeet, giz, etc.) in which she will too feel that same startling painful sensation as experienced with brainfreeze.

Man: "Ah yeah baby suck that dick for daddy!"

Woman or fag: "Hmmm...Hmmm oh no... not again... I was suckin the dick too fast... oh shit! (clutches forehead in pain) it hurts I gots brainskeeze, oh shit it hurts ima hoe ima bitch!"

by Moun a.k.a Toby a.k.a Kunta Kinte a.k.a. Slim October 30, 2007

Brain-squeeze

Too much info for your brain to handle in the mornings.

Sofia started talking to me about this new job when i was just waking up ... i got a huge brain-squeeze.

by mvpbaste March 1, 2022

Nigerian Brain Squeeze

it is an old turkish-iranian saying. It means:"to continuously bother and throttle their plans for rescuing the almighty Ahnold Frumpinahtor (metaphorically spoked of co69urse." <---hidden word... okay.

Max: "dude. my grandma fuckin Nigerian Brain Squeezed me man. dubble-yew tee eff."
snackums:"Dude dont worry just call this saying: ocropis was very him gemomthn today cd l,aeter was grandma indian niggers ni dig , it is wat it is"

Max: "giant silber gilet c accaboinet the night before last night s,eelj g basd gkkdagkkdagkddaa greain jukice in my buicket of OF it is what it seems to is."
snackums: "alright youre fuckin crazy."

by DontEatheBaby July 19, 2010

brain squeeze

1. When an object is inserted into each ear of the same person. Causing what looks like an action of squeezing the person's brain.
2. Commonly referred to a sexual act when 2 guys insert their penis into different ears on a female and thrust.
3. Similar to a live 2 person skull fuck.

That girl is an idiot, she must have been brain squeezed one too many times.

by soosh August 25, 2006