Brainstem 

A state, usually precipitated by drinking and drug use, that approaches catatonia. Although common symptoms are indistinguishable from those of a coma, certain individuals may inexplicably maintain random higher brain functions, such as speech, and sexual ardor. May also be used as an adjective or descriptor.

1. Oh man... stay away from Noodles. He's gone brainstem.

2. That stupid brainstem Billy just tried to grab my boobs!

Brainstem by dayvudd February 12, 2008

brainstem 

used interchangeably with blowjob. See also nerl; scully; blowjob; flowbee.

"I went home with dat bitch from the club last night, and ya know I had to get me some brainstem 'n shit."

brainstem by Chirs Bailey December 10, 2003

Brainstem 

A term used for people who do not use higher levels of thinking, ergo reference their penis when making decisions.

Guy1:Man I want to smack up that bitch
Guy2:You some kind of Brainstem? fool...

Holy shit, stop humping my leg you Brainstem

Brainstem by Jeff Wong January 11, 2009

braintellectual 

A portmanteau of the words brain and intellectual that describes individuals whose intellectual capabilities are so great that they understand this word and probably more complex subject matter too.

The opposite of brainlet.

It is very commonly used in a sarcastic manner.
It can be used as an adjective or a noun.

Bradon, you got really high grades so that means you're a braintellectual
Justus, in all his braintellectual musical genius, exclaimed "the percussionist sets the tempo!"
While brainlet Chads are busy fucking whores, a braintellectual such as me will be busy doing your mom!

braintellectual by Everyone that has played Smash December 29, 2018

brainspeed 

A term describing combined intelligence and cognitive processing speed.

You can’t learn brainspeed, you either got it or you don’t!

brainspeed by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

Toot Braunstein 

Fictional character from the first animated reality tv show "Drawn Together". Erratic, fat, and cutter. She makes up for her fatness with her awesome personality and humorous role as "the bitch".

Toot Braunstein: So fine, if I can't be the sex symbol, then i can definitely be the BITCH!!!.

Toot Braunstein by sdignldiurng December 25, 2010

brainstorm

verb:
to suggest a lot of ideas for (a future activity) very quickly before considering some of them more carefully.

They brainstormed and mapped plans for dealing with problems like affordable housing and the budget shortfall.

brainstorm by Frida Döerr August 21, 2008