Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
"My god" in Russian.
Alexey: Dima! Look! Check out this video of our country's MI-24D Krokodil taking out all of these ISIS folk! Man, isn't Russia great?!
Dmitri: Bozhe moi! That is awesome! Praise Russia and praise Putin!
Bozhe moi by Fellatio Mignon April 19, 2016

Bozhe moj 

Ukrainian, Ruthenian, Russian: My God
I'll never get this work done! Bozhe moj!
Bozhe moj by Steviedee January 16, 2004

Bohemian Bachelor 

Step 1. Is to remove your watch and and any rings.

Step 2. As she lays on her back naked on the bed. You keep your dominant foot on the floor and step on her face with your other foot.

Step 3. You then proceed to work both of your entire hands into her vagina.

Step 4. You take your non dominant hand out and press down on her tummy for stability.

Step 5. You proceed to jerk off to completion with your dominant hand which should still be completely inside of her. Allow yourself to finish.

Step 6. You tell her that she can't be your girlfriend because she's just too loose down there.
I performed a textbook bohemian bachelor on her and I forgot my watch at her place, damn it...
Bohemian Bachelor by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020

Big Bohe 

Derived from the Latin word big fat dick, big bohe is a essentially a big fat dick. It is a chub with a cold sausage texture that can be stretched over 2 feet in width and length.
Hey if you do not stop I will have to slap you with my big bohe
Big Bohe by The Biggest Bohe January 19, 2015
Piglet: Oh no! Tigger's bounced all over the vegetable garden and ruined the carrots!
Winnie the Pooh: Oh bother!
oh bother by Rebecks March 17, 2008
Word of the Day on July 21, 2021

Bohe Juice 

It is the fluids that are secreted from a big bohe. To make this secretion possible, the big bohe must be wrinkled up into a ball and squeezed. When these actions are taken, the big bohe will squirt fluids everywhere at high velocities.
He made me mad so I took my big bohe, wrinkled it up and squeezed it, and watched as he became drenched in bohe juice.
Bohe Juice by The Biggest Bohe January 19, 2015
More from Urban Dictionary
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
Load more