bottleham 

Bottleham is a popular name given to Tottenham Hotspur, because they bottle majority of their opportunities to win a trophy

Omg! Did you see bottleham yesterday?? They lost to Zagreb 3-2 after winning the first leg 2-0 bottlers!

bottleham by Sleek_Nero March 26, 2021

Bottleham Shitspur 

A very realistic name for bottlejob club Tottenham Hotspur because they bottle everything and are an absolute shithole.

Friend 1: Can’t believe Bottleham Shitspur bottled top four
Friend 2: I know, they really pulled an Arsenal on it.

Bottleham Shitspur by YourAverageBrit September 22, 2023

Bottleham Shitspurs 

Bottleham Shitspurs(Bottleham, Slopenham, Shitspurs, Etc.) is to bottle a leauge at the end of the season.

Did you see how Bottleham Shitspurs preformed the last game?

Bottleham Shitspurs by Wet_Cement October 8, 2023

bottlemasher 

The bottle that you use to push fecal matter down the drain after shitting in the sink

“Hey Sydney, where do you keep your bottlemasher?”

bottlemasher by StraightAlex February 25, 2019

Excaliburd Battlehawk 

Born to the Arch Duke of Soulard and twice knighted by the Duchess of St. Louis City and County, Excaliburd Battlehawk is the most supreme sportsman in all the lands. He honors the ancient code of the Battlehawk Warriors tasked with forever guarding that which they hold most dear, The Dome.

Excaliburd Battlehawk once Ka Kawed and Chuck Norris flew over.

Excaliburd Battlehawk by BIG BIRD Battlehawk March 2, 2020

Bottlecapping 

The emergency placement of a hand over a penis to avoid a facial.

While Kaitlyn was on her Tinder date, bottlecapping Jeff became the only option to protect her dignity.

Bottlecapping by malthewiz October 28, 2018

bottlecap method 

When you hot glue bottlecaps to your nipples, sexually, and seductively rub the outer ridges of said bottlecaps, and enjoy it. Usually for sexual pleasure.

Wow, I heard Derek and Braedyn tried the Bottlecap Method last night in bed!

bottlecap method by Dogboot February 20, 2017