YourAverageBrit's definitions

Penningham

Penningham is a penalty merchant who plays for Real Madrid and can only score tap ins against tinpot teams

Penningham’s goal vs Berlin proves he is a penalty and tap in merchant

by YourAverageBrit September 22, 2023

Rapunzel on steroids

A nickname used to describe Viking tap in merchant Erling Paaland

Extracted from 442OONS: “You’re just Rapunzel on steroids! Rapunzel on steroids!”

by YourAverageBrit September 22, 2023

there’s always next season

A phrase usually used for banter clubs such as Manchester City, Paris Saint-German and Arsenal. This is because they can never win the champions league and call it a mickey mouse trophy because they are tinpot clubs.

Bayern Fan: We beat you in the champions league 💀 your club is a joke
PSG Fan: Whatever there’s always next season

by YourAverageBrit September 22, 2023

Mickey Mouse trophy

A phrase commonly used by Penaldogs to describe Messi’s World Cup win and saying it is an unimportant trophy.

Messi fan: Did you see messi’s World Cup win?
Penaldog: I don’t care about that Mickey Mouse trophy.

by YourAverageBrit September 22, 2023

5 ucl

A phrase common used by Penaldo fans to explain why they think Penaldo is better than Messi. A common counter argument from Pessidogs for this is World Cup but then you find out both sides are quite dumb.

Pessidog: Haha Messi goat cuz he have world cup
Penaldo fan: B b but 5 ucl

by YourAverageBrit September 22, 2023

Bottleham Shitspur

A very realistic name for bottlejob club Tottenham Hotspur because they bottle everything and are an absolute shithole.

Friend 1: Can’t believe Bottleham Shitspur bottled top four
Friend 2: I know, they really pulled an Arsenal on it.

by YourAverageBrit September 22, 2023

pulled an Arsenal

A phrase when someone, or something completely bottles it (when you are certain to win something but blow it in the last push). Referred to Arsenal because they bottled the Premier League in the 2022/23 season.

Friend 1. Can you believe Bottleham Shitspur bottled Europe?
Friend 2. Yes, they always start strong and go on to have pulled an Arsenal and bottle it.

by YourAverageBrit September 22, 2023