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A phrase commonly used by Salah fanboys to indicate that Liverpool in their opinion, are better than United, even though they’ve pulled an Arsenal every time they had a chance to win the league.
by YourAverageBrit September 23, 2023
Get the Seven nil mug.A phrase when someone, or something completely bottles it (when you are certain to win something but blow it in the last push). Referred to Arsenal because they bottled the Premier League in the 2022/23 season.
Friend 1. Can you believe Bottleham Shitspur bottled Europe?
Friend 2. Yes, they always start strong and go on to have pulled an Arsenal and bottle it.
Friend 2. Yes, they always start strong and go on to have pulled an Arsenal and bottle it.
by YourAverageBrit September 22, 2023
Get the pulled an Arsenal mug.A very realistic name for bottlejob club Tottenham Hotspur because they bottle everything and are an absolute shithole.
Friend 1: Can’t believe Bottleham Shitspur bottled top four
Friend 2: I know, they really pulled an Arsenal on it.
Friend 2: I know, they really pulled an Arsenal on it.
by YourAverageBrit September 22, 2023
Get the Bottleham Shitspur mug.A phrase common used by Penaldo fans to explain why they think Penaldo is better than Messi. A common counter argument from Pessidogs for this is World Cup but then you find out both sides are quite dumb.
by YourAverageBrit September 22, 2023
Get the 5 ucl mug.A phrase commonly used by Penaldogs to describe Messi’s World Cup win and saying it is an unimportant trophy.
Messi fan: Did you see messi’s World Cup win?
Penaldog: I don’t care about that Mickey Mouse trophy.
Penaldog: I don’t care about that Mickey Mouse trophy.
by YourAverageBrit September 22, 2023
Get the Mickey Mouse trophy mug.A phrase usually used for banter clubs such as Manchester City, Paris Saint-German and Arsenal. This is because they can never win the champions league and call it a mickey mouse trophy because they are tinpot clubs.
Bayern Fan: We beat you in the champions league 💀 your club is a joke
PSG Fan: Whatever there’s always next season
PSG Fan: Whatever there’s always next season
by YourAverageBrit September 22, 2023
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