malthewiz's definitions

Bottlecapping

The emergency placement of a hand over a penis to avoid a facial.

While Kaitlyn was on her Tinder date, bottlecapping Jeff became the only option to protect her dignity.

by malthewiz October 28, 2018

rut-row

In baseball, the spot where a homerun lands when the pitcher throws a cookie to the batter.

Baseball Announcer: Here's the pitch... that ball is hit a long way... it's GONE!
Color Commentator: Astro, from the Jetsons, would say that ball wound up in the rut-row.

by malthewiz May 11, 2022

11

The number given to two dudes giving each other a blowjob in the "69" position.

When I walked into the bedroom at Evan's party, I saw two guys performing an 11 on each other.

by malthewiz October 17, 2022

feat

the name used for plant-based "fake meat"

When Gayla became a vegetarian, she began to use feat in her spaghetti sauce to replace hamburger.

by malthewiz May 25, 2025

ficken

plant based fake chicken meat

As Gayla continued her quest into becoming a vegetarian, she found she was becoming a big fan of spicy ficken patties.

by malthewiz May 25, 2025