11

The number given to two dudes giving each other a blowjob in the "69" position.

When I walked into the bedroom at Evan's party, I saw two guys performing an 11 on each other.

by malthewiz October 18, 2022

rut-row

In baseball, the spot where a homerun lands when the pitcher throws a cookie to the batter.

Baseball Announcer: Here's the pitch... that ball is hit a long way... it's GONE!
Color Commentator: Astro, from the Jetsons, would say that ball wound up in the rut-row.

by malthewiz May 11, 2022

Bottlecapping

The emergency placement of a hand over a penis to avoid a facial.

While Kaitlyn was on her Tinder date, bottlecapping Jeff became the only option to protect her dignity.

by malthewiz October 29, 2018