malthewiz's definitions

biosqueeze

When you need to use a restroom, but the timing or availability isn't right, and you exert yourself to hold it in.

A long traffic jam caused Alice to biosqueeze until she could get to the next exit.

by malthewiz March 27, 2026

ficken

plant based fake chicken meat

As Gayla continued her quest into becoming a vegetarian, she found she was becoming a big fan of spicy ficken patties.

by malthewiz May 25, 2025

feat

the name used for plant-based "fake meat"

When Gayla became a vegetarian, she began to use feat in her spaghetti sauce to replace hamburger.

by malthewiz May 25, 2025

11

The number given to two dudes giving each other a blowjob in the "69" position.

When I walked into the bedroom at Evan's party, I saw two guys performing an 11 on each other.

by malthewiz October 17, 2022

rut-row

In baseball, the spot where a homerun lands when the pitcher throws a cookie to the batter.

Baseball Announcer: Here's the pitch... that ball is hit a long way... it's GONE!
Color Commentator: Astro, from the Jetsons, would say that ball wound up in the rut-row.

by malthewiz May 11, 2022

Bottlecapping

The emergency placement of a hand over a penis to avoid a facial.

While Kaitlyn was on her Tinder date, bottlecapping Jeff became the only option to protect her dignity.

by malthewiz October 28, 2018