battlehammer

A very large dick.

Johnny pulled out his battlehammer and slapped Suzie across the face

battlehammer by Rilomil May 30, 2021

Bethlehammered 

Being hammered on Christmas Day after drinking too much.

Is Dave bethlehammered again?
Yep.

Bethlehammered by BillClintonGaming September 4, 2022