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Boomecrap

The splashing of toilet water on your backside when in a hurry whilst taking a very quick and hurried crap.
"I was in such a hurry and wasn't paying attention as my log hit the water. I got boomecrap all over my ass."
by bransey99 February 26, 2009
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Bang and boomerang

When the pussy is so fire you gotta hit it again.
Bert: "How was that girl you were with last night?"
Andy: "She was unreal dude! I think imma bang and boomerang if you know what I mean."
by Andy TheMan November 12, 2015
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boomerang friends

friends that you have often banished out of your life, but that keep coming back.
Kevin is one of my boomerang friends. After every fight I think I'll never see him again. But then, he boomerangs back into my life.
by Limjona November 15, 2016
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Boomercrat

A Boomercrat is a white American boomer that was born in the 50’s or 60’s, has voted Democrat their entire life, and is completely okay with their party hyperfocusing on whimsical issues at the expense of their children’s’ futures. A Boomercrat would accuse you of racism if you complained about outsourcing or illegal immigration, while happily allowing racist policies to keep his children from attending the same school he attended.

A Boomercrat would fixate on trans’ bathroom rights, while the middle class is getting destroyed, and think they’re revolutionary thinkers for agreeing with what multi-billion dollar media corporations tell them to think. A Boomercrat would call themselves leftists but meltdown at the slightest critique of capitalism, instead just preferring that America had more angry woke black people, shitty rock music, and painted VW buses.

A boomercrat grew up so epically privileged, that their lack of vigilance has allowed America to become steaming dogshit. A boomercrat bought a $10,000 house in 1975, and is sitting on a $1,000,000 property today, wondering why these darn kids aren’t investing their money like he did. What a Boomercrat fears most though is losing their six figure public pension, which they worked hard to earn doing nothing behind a desk for two decades.

A Boomercrat is essentially a lottery winner who didn’t have to even buy their lottery ticket, and has tried to offset all their expensive policies on younger taxpayers.
L: “Did you hear Kyle’s mom thinks your racist for saying, “fuck China?”
J: “... no, I didn’t, not that I care either about what a Boomercrat has to say...”

L: “did you know my parents got their home for $5000 and just sold it for $2,000,000? They’ve been teaching me their wise ways lately!”
J: “no, I didn’t and idk why you’d want to take advice from some Boomercrat who accidentally made millions sitting on their ass.”
by DefMau5 May 8, 2020
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Lemonade boomerang

When a man inserts his hard penis in a woman's vagina for sex and urinates in her vaginal cavity then immediately switch to 69 position so the male can drink his own urine straight from her pussy while enjoying some oral sex.
She wanted me to piss in her pussy but that lemonade boomerang was a dirty trick.
by Zaleemae Vamps July 31, 2023
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bachelor's boomerang

A rock-hard sock found under the bed or sofa cushion of a gentleman who is not in a steady relationship.
Freddy had no girfriend but his bachelor's boomerang was always at hand under the bed.
by prof_evil September 15, 2010
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boomtrap

“mix that real with the turn up call it boomtrap” -Logic
by mdog11 March 16, 2018
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