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Bonertits 

When a person's nipples, male or female, turn hard after being cold or being aroused. This hardening of the nipples can occasionally be seen through that person's clothing, giving way to humiliation. Usually, however when one person has a case of bonertits, others in that area also have the same symptoms, resulting in a bonertits party.
Steven: Check out those poppin' bonertits on Hannah over there...it must be freezing or something's on her mind.

Hubert: Holy Moly! I must say those are gargantuan! but wait I think I'm getting bonertits too!

Keane: Bonertits.. party of two!!!
Bonertits by bonertittays April 13, 2011
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Captain Boner’s signature move; this involves the unrelenting floppage of one’s missile until complete extermination is achieved. To ‘Bonerise’ is an act so undeniably ruthless that looking directly at the warhead will reverse your sexuality...twice. Captain Boner’s only weakness is the scent of Estrogen.
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A funny name for a horrible disease. That Guy’s only regret was not to find a cure for it.
My only regret is that I have Boneitis!”
Boneitis by Lugs-o October 18, 2004

Boneritis 

A severe case of the boners.
Harley was ashamed to stand up in front of the audience due to his advanced boneritis.
Boneritis by Ninjasurfer July 21, 2007

Bonerito 

A sexual act where your penis is wrapped into a corn or flour tortilla and inserted into your partners accepting mouth. (Optional condiments include Truffle Butter and or ketchup.)
A bonerito is when your partner is in the mood for Mexican food and you just want to get off.
Bonerito by Bonerito March 29, 2015

Hard Bonerism 

a man whos motto is: If she has fluff on the muff she is old enough.
Hard Bonerism by The Fuzzy Nut January 17, 2013

Boneristic 

The word that explains a girl that you see and immediatly get hard.
Damn! that French girl is hot!
Yah dude she's boneristic!
Boneristic by Ctothepatel November 4, 2009