Bobertism 

The religion Where you believe Robert Bobert Flobert The fish lord is your god. It’s the only true religion

1: I’m a Christian

2: Bobertism is a better religion

Bobertism by Not very Anonymous123 September 12, 2022

Robertism 

the religion of robert pattinson just being robert pattinson

Join the Robertism google classroom

Google classroom code- psipvkp

Yo have you joined Robertism, its great man

Robertism by pope #3 October 28, 2020

Hard Bonerism 

a man whos motto is: If she has fluff on the muff she is old enough.

Will is a hard bonerism.

Hard Bonerism by The Fuzzy Nut January 17, 2013

bobertia 

A really juicy man with lots and lots of fishy toes. He will juice your mom on the daily. He will finesse your double chin in any way he can.

Bobertia will fish your toes

bobertia by EliseDoesUrbanDics May 23, 2018

bonerism 

An extreme irrection in which the male obtainee is unable to hide, control, or releive the built up sexual tension in his penis.

Dude, I had another bonerism in Algebra today when Kelly bent over to pick up her pencil.

bonerism by Jameson February 6, 2005

Bonerism 

an inconvenient slip of the tongue (usually when you accidentally say something perverted)

Mary - "I was trying to tell him that I really appreciate his hard work, but what came out was that I really appreciate his hard wood."

Beth - "Bitch, you pulled a real bonerism on that shit."

Bonerism by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD February 4, 2006

Bonertime

The point at which there is no going back; a particularly stressful period of time

"English exam tomorrow, guys. It's bonertime."

Bonertime by AtkinsonWebsterBrewer March 12, 2009