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to kind of have a boner
I'm looking a little bonerish
bonerish by pookieposts January 12, 2023
Captain Boner’s signature move; this involves the unrelenting floppage of one’s missile until complete extermination is achieved. To ‘Bonerise’ is an act so undeniably ruthless that looking directly at the warhead will reverse your sexuality...twice. Captain Boner’s only weakness is the scent of Estrogen.
Bonerise

Hard Bonerism 

a man whos motto is: If she has fluff on the muff she is old enough.
Hard Bonerism by The Fuzzy Nut January 17, 2013

Bongrish 

Language spoken by the ancient Bonglodytes, or know today as a Bongwater
The language is loosely based off of Madlib book from 1962 that is missing a few pages, but that never stopped the Bonglodytes from speaking it. The language is most difficult to understand, especially for those who do not suffer any neurological disorders, or have not had a severe concussion in the last 24 hours.
Bongwater is speaking bongrish again
Can anyone understand that bongrish?
I'm sorry, I forgot my bongrish to english dictionary at home, so SYGH
Bongrish by Dsmevolution September 9, 2008

Boneristic 

The word that explains a girl that you see and immediatly get hard.
Damn! that French girl is hot!
Yah dude she's boneristic!
Boneristic by Ctothepatel November 4, 2009

bonership 

Origin: Batman (Scarborough Region) and Markham Station conversation

noun: A friendship involving two or more people where the main reason for the relationship is to participate in lewd, inappropriate, and/or sexual activity. Intentions of further development of the relationship such as dating, going steady, or marriage is either absent or not mutual.
I met this girl and we had a week-long bonership before she left for Europe.
bonership by Namtab January 3, 2009