Boneristic

The word that explains a girl that you see and immediatly get hard.

Damn! that French girl is hot!
Yah dude she's boneristic!

by Ctothepatel November 4, 2009

Boneristic

A term describing any characteristic of a women that induces a boner that has nothing to due with a natural trait such as personality, body weight, etc.

An Example:

Dude, its hard to decider whether or not her fake rack or her whorish makeup is her number one boneristic!

by TheLeadingMan November 14, 2011

bonerific

something that could easily give a guy a boner. this can be one person, or a group, or just a part of someone.

1. wow that girl is bonerific!

2. a party with those chicks would be bonerific!

3. wow look at that babe's ass. it's bonerific.

by bboytaiphoon March 4, 2011

Boneritis

A severe case of the boners.

Harley was ashamed to stand up in front of the audience due to his advanced boneritis.

by Ninjasurfer July 21, 2007

boneriffic

GLEE, AS PERTAINING TO BONERS AND RIFFIC SHIT...not just sexual, just killer!

Sabrina didn't realize that when I said boneriffic, I wasn't talking about her body, but about the waves...that said, she is still BONERIFFIC!

by sandspit November 4, 2009

Sand Boneritis

When ever you see, smell, touch or even hear sand you automatically get a raging boner.

Damn the other day I looked across the lake and saw a massive pile of sand that gave me a raging boner it must have been a really bad case if sand boneritis.

by Anal_Titty_Liquer August 10, 2018

boneritis

A disease that causes boners very often, especially in public places. The boners often last for half an hour and come back repeatedly.

I had a boneritis attack right when I had to give a presentation in front of my class.

by dk? May 28, 2005