When someone lists reasons why they hate you, then change the running order. For example, move reason #3 to reason #1.
Bender: So it's settled! Elzar will teach me to cook.
Elzar: Absolutely not.
Bender: Aw, come on, I watch your show. You owe me!
Elzar: I owe you nothing. For starters your antenna's in my crotch, also I hate you, and finally, you can't cook for squat.
Bender: (he cries) What was the first one again?
Elzar: I hate you.
Bender: I thought that was the number two.
Elzar: I knocked it up a notch! BAM!!
Elzar: Absolutely not.
Bender: Aw, come on, I watch your show. You owe me!
Elzar: I owe you nothing. For starters your antenna's in my crotch, also I hate you, and finally, you can't cook for squat.
Bender: (he cries) What was the first one again?
Elzar: I hate you.
Bender: I thought that was the number two.
Elzar: I knocked it up a notch! BAM!!
by Lugs-o October 19, 2004

The one thing to brighten up a dull day is when you see police brutality on the news. Loads of coppers beating seven shades of shit out of some dumb-ass students. Rock on!
by Lugs-o October 24, 2004

George Plimpton - And a hotplate!
by Lugs-o January 25, 2005

A type of loser (like a beatnik) who thinks that linking arms and playing bongos in London will stop the American tanks from running over innocent people in Iraq.
Peacenik (playing the bongos): "Radiant cool, crazy nightmare Zen New Jersey nowhere!"
<bombs drop on their sorry asses>
<bombs drop on their sorry asses>
by Lugs-o October 24, 2004

Execu-speak for a Reganaut.
Example 1: “Don’t you worry about blank, let me worry about blank.”
Example 2: “Blank? Blank?! You’re not looking at the big picture!”
Example 2: “Blank? Blank?! You’re not looking at the big picture!”
by Lugs-o October 18, 2004

The highest state of pwnage. Even higher than being KLWND. Being totally ownd.
Derived from Unicron the most awesome of all Transformers, as he would PWN entire planets.
The highest level of pwnage on a messageboard.
Derived from Unicron the most awesome of all Transformers, as he would PWN entire planets.
The highest level of pwnage on a messageboard.
by Lugs-o October 03, 2004

That Guy believes that everyone is either one of these two creatures. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
“Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep?”
by Lugs-o October 18, 2004
