Lugs-o's definitions

Dead. Or Sick. I forget.

Used on a messageboard when someone asks where a particular poster is, after an absence from the forum.

Origin is from a line Krusty speaks on The Simpsons when Bart Simpson asks him where is Sideshow Mel.

Metalhammer User 1: What happened to Vim Fuego?
Metalhammer User 2: Dead. Or sick. I forget.

by Lugs-o October 16, 2004

Safety Dance

A hit song in 80s and the favourite dance of That Guy. It wasn’t as safe as they said it was.

“Safety Dance time – dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dundun!”

by Lugs-o October 18, 2004

Boneitis

A funny name for a horrible disease. That Guy’s only regret was not to find a cure for it.

“My only regret is that I have Boneitis!”

by Lugs-o October 18, 2004

Evo

The Metalhammer midget.

Uses the catflap to get in his house after a night out in Tipton.

He was short, but not as short as Evo.

by Lugs-o October 5, 2004

Spackers Say No

A fictional TV show that causes much ammusement in the playground.

Kid 1 - Did you watch Spackers Say No last night?
Kid 2 - No.
Kid 1 - Hahahahahahahaahahahaha!!!! You spacker!

by Lugs-o July 30, 2005

That Guy

Anonymous co-worker in your organisation. Possibly frozen in time from the 1980s and the toast of Wall Street. He’ll be ready to sleaze his way to the top, 80s style! He knows about business and has a tie. Also went to a lot of coke parties. The secret to his success is all about appearances. Outside of the office he goes back to the farm, shifts some paradigms and revolutionises outside the box. Liked the Safety Dance and died from Boneitis.

“Who shall we pick to be our new CEO?”
“I nominate That Guy!”

by Lugs-o October 18, 2004

Hammer Time

Relaxing moment for That Guy

“OK, we've got the hot tub hot, the wine cooler's cool. It's Hammer time!”

by Lugs-o October 18, 2004