Lugs-o's definitions
by Lugs-o September 30, 2004

by Lugs-o October 19, 2004

Used on a messageboard when someone asks where a particular poster is, after an absence from the forum.
Origin is from a line Krusty speaks on The Simpsons when Bart Simpson asks him where is Sideshow Mel.
Origin is from a line Krusty speaks on The Simpsons when Bart Simpson asks him where is Sideshow Mel.
by Lugs-o October 16, 2004

by Lugs-o October 18, 2004

When someone lists reasons why they hate you, then change the running order. For example, move reason #3 to reason #1.
Bender: So it's settled! Elzar will teach me to cook.
Elzar: Absolutely not.
Bender: Aw, come on, I watch your show. You owe me!
Elzar: I owe you nothing. For starters your antenna's in my crotch, also I hate you, and finally, you can't cook for squat.
Bender: (he cries) What was the first one again?
Elzar: I hate you.
Bender: I thought that was the number two.
Elzar: I knocked it up a notch! BAM!!
Elzar: Absolutely not.
Bender: Aw, come on, I watch your show. You owe me!
Elzar: I owe you nothing. For starters your antenna's in my crotch, also I hate you, and finally, you can't cook for squat.
Bender: (he cries) What was the first one again?
Elzar: I hate you.
Bender: I thought that was the number two.
Elzar: I knocked it up a notch! BAM!!
by Lugs-o October 19, 2004

That Guy believes that everyone is either one of these two creatures. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
“Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep?”
by Lugs-o October 18, 2004

by Lugs-o June 27, 2005
