Bohjer

The Bohjer is an acronym for a "Baby Oil Hand Job"

Before a lovely lady gives one lucky man what is commonly known as a "hand job"; said lady will lather her hands with baby oil and proceed to stroke the male's penis with her recently oiled hands until he ejaculates.

Since my girlfriend was on her period, I sat on the couch and she gave me a bohjer.

Bohjer by Ahorn February 24, 2009

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Bohner Scale

A scale to determine the hotness of a girl. Derived from the slang "boner" which was changed to bohner as an twist on the accents of people.

In the Bohner Scale, 120 is the hottest a girl can get. This means 120000 red blood cells per centimeter of dick tissue
60 is average
0-30 is BAD
negative numbers are so fucking bad, they make all the blood cells zoom out of your dick. the girl has to be HELLLAAA unbelievably ugly

person 1- " DAYUMMMMM Bob! look at that girl, shes definitely a 120 on the Bohner Scale"

person 2- "oh yeahhhh! she made my bohner shoot straight up man.

Bohner Scale by coolkid10 April 24, 2009