Bohjer

The Bohjer is an acronym for a "Baby Oil Hand Job"

Before a lovely lady gives one lucky man what is commonly known as a "hand job"; said lady will lather her hands with baby oil and proceed to stroke the male's penis with her recently oiled hands until he ejaculates.

Since my girlfriend was on her period, I sat on the couch and she gave me a bohjer.

by Ahorn February 24, 2009

Bohner Scale

A scale to determine the hotness of a girl. Derived from the slang "boner" which was changed to bohner as an twist on the accents of people.

In the Bohner Scale, 120 is the hottest a girl can get. This means 120000 red blood cells per centimeter of dick tissue
60 is average
0-30 is BAD
negative numbers are so fucking bad, they make all the blood cells zoom out of your dick. the girl has to be HELLLAAA unbelievably ugly

person 1- " DAYUMMMMM Bob! look at that girl, shes definitely a 120 on the Bohner Scale"

person 2- "oh yeahhhh! she made my bohner shoot straight up man.

by coolkid10 April 24, 2009

Ralph Bohner

A name that made Evan Peters quicksilver a joke

Monica Rambeau: You’re Ralph Bohner?
Quicksilver: “Boner” (CHUCKLES)

by SuperGoat636 March 5, 2021

Bohler

A person who can drink a beer faster than anyone else.

At the bar last night, I made $69 betting on my friend who is quite a Bohler.

by joey103180 May 28, 2009

Bohnert

pronounced: 'boe-nert'

A tall lanky building. Commonly built in southern Alberta for its aerodynamic properties.

I saw a huge bohnert yesterday.

I was working on a bohnert yesterday.

by 10MACKENZIE April 15, 2010

Bonjerinje

When something is beyond disgusting.

“Wtf is that bonjerinje ass thinj by there?!” *spews*

by TomTheBonjer July 15, 2018

boojer

A boojer is a small woman with very large boobs.

"Yo dawg yo mom is a boojer!"

by JewMan69 March 26, 2007