Bohnert 

pronounced: 'boe-nert'

A tall lanky building. Commonly built in southern Alberta for its aerodynamic properties.

I saw a huge bohnert yesterday.

I was working on a bohnert yesterday.

Bohnert by 10MACKENZIE April 15, 2010

Bonerthroner 

An Asocial fucktard. Someone who acts alone even when surrounded by his friends.

Mike: "Dude, did you see Dan walking with us and wearing his earbuds?"

Alex: "I know, right man? What a bonerthroner."

Bonerthroner by Verbiage January 17, 2014

Bohner Scale

A scale to determine the hotness of a girl. Derived from the slang "boner" which was changed to bohner as an twist on the accents of people.

In the Bohner Scale, 120 is the hottest a girl can get. This means 120000 red blood cells per centimeter of dick tissue
60 is average
0-30 is BAD
negative numbers are so fucking bad, they make all the blood cells zoom out of your dick. the girl has to be HELLLAAA unbelievably ugly

person 1- " DAYUMMMMM Bob! look at that girl, shes definitely a 120 on the Bohner Scale"

person 2- "oh yeahhhh! she made my bohner shoot straight up man.

Bohner Scale by coolkid10 April 24, 2009

Ralph Bohner 

A name that made Evan Peters quicksilver a joke

Monica Rambeau: You’re Ralph Bohner?
Quicksilver: “Boner” (CHUCKLES)

Ralph Bohner by SuperGoat636 March 5, 2021

bonertastic 

When a woman or man is so attractive that they give you a boner.

"Wow, Katie Holmes is bonertastic!" - Man who speaks the truth.

"Oscar the Grouch is such a pain in the ass, but he's bonertastic." - Elmo

bonertastic by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005

bonertron 

A robot with physical features like a transformer....in the shape of a penis

bonertron...more than meets the eye

bonertron by AngusOwnsYou February 13, 2007

bonertastic 

hot girl/guy that makes you hard

dude:hey look at the girl over there *points*
dude2:she's bonertastic!

bonertastic by dee emm July 24, 2007