Shoes for your butt. Come in all different styles and sizes. They are capable of being strapped on around the waist with the soles facing the location at which the person will sit. Buttshoes are a brand new innovation that will someday be the latest fashion craze.

Joe: Hey dude, what are you doing?

Connor: Just strapping on my buttshoes so I'll be ready for to watch the game tonight.

Joe: Are you gonna sit on your girlfriend's face with them later?

Connor: You know it!

Buttshoes by SHADYSTARMEL16 December 14, 2013

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Arabian Boathouse

When your swimming and a remote control boat goes up your butt

I was swimming the other day and I was Arabian Boathoused, it felt kinda good

Arabian Boathouse by Dino Nuggets July 26, 2019

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boathouse doobie

having a joint ontop of a boathouse or somewhere random where nobody can bother you.
usually said in the evening

matt: hey henri fancy going for a boathouse doobie
henri: yer but adams been there all nite

boathouse doobie by homebrewed July 16, 2009

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boatsnmoes

boatsnmoes is what you call a cool, handsome, and funny guy.

boatsnmoes stems from a twitter user of the same name; who is in fact a cool, handsome, and funny guy who is excessively horny.

yo this guy is a real boatsnmoes
bro acting like boatsnmoes

boatsnmoes by boatsnmoes April 6, 2021

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