blurritis

The condition of just always being blurry all the time.

"Omg ya'all I got the blurritis. Help me!"

by HomieGhomie J July 24, 2016

Bluntitis

The every day urge you randomly get to roll a fat blunt, and the urge your fingers get when a fresh sack is present.

its 2 am and the bluntitis is kicking in, i feel my rollin fingers twitchin! who got a dollar n 18 cents to getta wrap

by Dr Dank aka Sir smokallot May 25, 2010

blurrity

The short period of blurred clarity experienced whilst transitioning from tipsy euphoria to totally tanked. Blurrity is particularly prone to pregrets (please see Urban Dictionary reference to "pregret").

- How was last night!?
- Met up with Anita....got drunk with Anita.....and ended up doing Anita......
- Wrong, wrong, wrong!!! She's your girlfriend's sister for god's sake!!!!
- That's exactly what I thought during my moment of blurrity. Then, I don't know what happened, i just woke up in her bed.
- Do you regret it?
- 'Course I do!! I told you I pregretted it!!!

by Rana Noe December 9, 2007

burritosplosion

The result of a microwaved burrito when the seam bursts at one or both ends, usually producing a hot beany mess.

My microwave fell victim to a burritosplosion, so I had to spend an hour cleaning the beans and cheese out of it.

by poizon_elff February 20, 2010

blurryvision

When you get slightly teary eyed so that your vision is blurred by your tears, usually when watching something sad or touching. Basically a way to indirectly say that you nearly cried.

I was watching Planetes, and the ending was so touching that it gave me blurryvision

by gootiween July 5, 2010

Burritos on Deck! Tea on Ice!

The song sung in reference to making a trip to El Indio Mexican Restaurant in Gainesville, Florida or any good quality mexican restaurant for that matter. The song is sung by the legendary owner of the legendary Nigel the Pig. The song is sung to the rhythm of " Whatever you like" by T.I.

Guy 1: Yo we got coupons to dio. Ima get that combo and sweet tea

Guy 2: Coupons?!

Burritos on Deck! Tea on Ice! We got coupons! so you can have whatever combo you like!! I said you can have any combo you like!! yeeeaaa!!! Its gonna treat you so special so nice! We got coupons so baby you can have whatever you like!! I said you can have whatever you like!!

Guy 1: Oh shoot!

by Daytony500fan February 24, 2017

Bruces Burritos

The most delicious place to eat any sort of mexican food outside of mexico, possibly even inside mexico. Whenever you come to Bruces you will be intensely pleased in the mouth and can't wait to come back for more. Bruce's is the only restaurant in the state of Maine that is is perfectly acceptable, and even expected for stoners to come dine in, most commonly known as Bruce's.

Lets get stoned and go to Bruces Burritos

by C-town gangster October 6, 2011