Definitions by Cheefroach

Bathroom buffet 

The highly energetic sexual act of a man defecating into the toilet whilst performing fervent cunnilingus upon an equally energized & receptive woman.

"The other night I was both shocked & amazed by walking in on Ernie giving Jennifer a bathroom buffet!" stated the housekeeper to the valet.

Bathroom buffet by Cheefroach June 30, 2025

shtitlick 

While excreting a bowel movement, the action of gingerly licking a highly aroused areola.

Wow! The morning shtitlick with the wife made me late for work today...

shtitlick by Cheefroach June 23, 2024

Shtitlick 

The act of taking a dump whilst gingerly licking a highly aroused areola. Highly akin to a shtitdump.

I could not believe the shtitlick I lucked into earlier at the grocery store. Best day ever...

Shtitlick by Cheefroach June 23, 2024

burtitsing 

The act of belching and furiously shaking both breasts with both hands by a sexually attractive female.

"Look at that cashier burtitsing like there's no tomorrow!"

burtitsing by Cheefroach November 7, 2021